"I laid those markers down two months ago, on 29 August."
1. Please refresh my memory about your predictions.
2. I do hope you have indoor plumbing...if not for yourself, then at least for the girls in your family.
On your other comment, we are in the sticks, but we are not primitive. We have five bathrooms, three with Jacuzzis. A library, a movie theater, a hot tub -- it's a nice house, just at the end of a half-mile gravel road in the mountains.
Billybob
Why for the girls? It's the men who allegedly suffer the black widow bites on their privates while using outdoor privies...