John Kerry a goose hunter? Here is a quiz for you John.

10/22/04 | Trteamer

[Trteamer]

I've hunted geese for over 30 years and I can see a phony hunter clear as day. Here are some questions that John Kerry should know the answers to......

[kingattax]

put up a pic of TeRayza....problem solved

[Fiddlstix]

Alright, Already!

You made your point!
Sorry I didn't mention All double reed instruments....

Ya Don't Have to SHOUT!

[Smokin' Joe]

Easy, it is the same as the Chippewa word for "moose".

[Terriergal]

And geez Brad, I'm a deer hunter, not a goose hunter. I can't answer the other stuff, but I can answer the last one!

[Doctor Stochastic]

My heart knows what the wild goose knows, I must go where the wild goose goes. Wild goose, brother goose, which is best? A wanderin' fool or a heart at rest?

[From The Deer Stand]

Can't answer the quiz but, dang, I sure look good....

[Terriergal]

flock of loners?

Uh... that's a trick question isn't it?

[Smokin' Joe]

No, but I heard the one about the wife who packed her husband's silk pajamas for his fishing trip (at his request). When he got home she asked him how the trip went, and he said "Great! Great fishing! But why didn't you pack my pajamas like I asked you?" She said "I did. In your tackle box..."

[harpo11]

Kerry's after me??
Why isn't he after the terrorists?

[Terriergal]

ROFLOL!!!!

You forgot "when I was in Vietnam..." and "As we all know, Mary Cheney is a hunter and if you asked her I'm sure would say..."

[asgardshill]

2: What is a layout blind?

Ray Charles running into a flagpole.

4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting?

When the forecast says "Partly cloudy, 50 degrees, no chance of game wardens today"

7: When do the migrants come in?

When we fail to defend our borders.

12: What is a "sick goose"?

Same thing as an ill eagle.

25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?

There's more geese on that side.

[Smokin' Joe]

Probably never. No way hunters are going to fall for the ploy.

LOL! If any do, send 'em my way. I have a friend in Wyoming who can get a guide permit and we'd clean up taking 'em Jackalope hunting. :^D

[WideGlide]

When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?

25. ANS. Because there are more geese on the long side.

[RLegacy]

We'll send you some (from Indiana). They're like pigeons here.

[mlocher]

sorry for the lousy reporting. my eyes glaze over and my brain become numb after having to listen to him for a while.

[DennisR]

Answer to 25: Because there are more geese on that side.

Does that make me a goose hunter? :)

[DennisR]

See #76.

[Sparky760]

Kerry's reply: Well, before I answer these questions let me just say I have a plan. The people need to see me as one of them that's why I had a goose caddy. All American goose hunters have a goose caddy to carry their kills.

But Senator, you didn't answer the questions.

Oh yes the questions, well you see in my plan the middle class will be able to afford better guns to hunt with because as you know I have been a strong supporter of the second ammendment and lower taxes for the lowly middle class.

Senator about the Goose hunting questions?

On those Goose hunting questions I noticed the double cluck question and I couldn't help being reminded of how much I wanted to bring up Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter.

[CitizenM]

T-Rex! "Stuff it!" ROFLOL

[Uncle Miltie]

Okay, it's been a long week, and I can't count either.