TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

[new cruelty]

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

[elbucko]

Hey Mick, we found your "gin soaked bar room queen"

LOL!One of my favorite songs. Mick Jagger is probably more interested in arthritis meds by now than Honky Tonk Women.

[cricket]

"At least the Kerry Health Care Plan has finally been unveiled...."

LOL~!. . .

[Thommas]

You can't make this stuff up. There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with Scary Terry Kerry. Sadly, if John boy assumes the Presidency, she'll be the next Senator for New York.

Look out, Shumer baby.

[VOA]

She is crazy...but in case nobody else posted this...
I vaguely think that this remedy was mentioned on the Paul Harvey radio show maybe
as much as 10 years ago.

[Hildy]

yea..yea...it's an...A R T H R I T I S M E D I C I N E ...yea..that's the ticket!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Hopefully, she'll agree to an Osbornes-style reality show after the divorce.

Say, here's an idea - let's come up with suggestions for Teresa's next husband after she ditches Lurch.

I'll go first. Since, with this kind of woman, the men get younger as she gets older, how about John Edwards himself?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Haven't you ever heard anyone order "Martini; wrinkled" before?

Shrunken, not stirred.

[reflecting]

Absolutely! My brothers and sisters think I'm nuts, but I keep insisting that Teresa as first lady would be the ONLY good thing about a Kerry presidency. It would be four years of non-stop slapstick and painfully embarrassing moments.

It my only consoling thought about a Kerry win: Teresa as first lady.....night night comics will be able to lay off their joke writers, they will just recite Teresa latest tittering.

[Titan Magroyne]

LOL! Yeah, that's the ticket! Mom sent me to go get her vodka for making vanilla extract, too. Hmmmmmm, she sure bakes a lot of desserts...

[small voice in the wilderness]

What about a tahrayzuh reality show with a twist? Say, researchers discover ketchup causes...arthritis..

[finnigan2]

"No, wait a minute. Maybe after soaking two weeks it was eat one raisin and take nine shots of the gin. Well, whatever".

[JSteff]

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

How disgusting! "White raisins" is just a metaphor for old people... yuck!

[shiva]

No, Officer, I'm not drunk, I just took my arthritis medicine. LOL!

[EQAndyBuzz]

A friend of mine from India told me about it. We tend to look at these type of remedies as being odd.

Just remember, before the 1900's Merck wasn't exactly known in the household. I use different herbs to aleviate symptons of stress, sleeping and other maladies. These cures have been around since the beginning of time.

Europe, specifically Germany has a very active herbal supplement program which does decrease the cost of pharmecuticals.

Terayzzzah is an odd one indeed. I don't believe she uses this remedy. But she is right about it.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Atahrayzuh reality show with a twist.

Lime, or lemon, Mrs. Kerry?

[new cruelty]

Alexandra Kerry, Raisin Smuggler...

LOL... stop, I'm laughing so hard that I am choking.

[Lockbar]

Hey Money Mommy, you are

[new cruelty]

Just wondering. This seemed to be a place for smart @ssed remarks.

[OB1kNOb]

"...Then eat nine of the raisins a day, thenn the next nine ete day raisins, thennn the nexxt raisen eat nine more days, thennnn teh nex ninee eet more day rasnins, thennnn...uunnnhh.......'

[razorback-bert]

Does Betty Ford have a plan for raisin addicts?