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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
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| 10/15/2004
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins and only white raisins and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
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To: LajollaBruce
Hey Mick, we found your "gin soaked bar room queen"LOL!One of my favorite songs. Mick Jagger is probably more interested in arthritis meds by now than Honky Tonk Women.
181
posted on
10/15/2004 8:30:44 AM PDT
by
elbucko
( Feral Republican)
To: Joe 6-pack
"At least the Kerry Health Care Plan has finally been unveiled...."
LOL~!. . .
182
posted on
10/15/2004 8:30:46 AM PDT
by
cricket
(Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
To: Jeff Head
You can't make this stuff up. There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with Scary Terry Kerry. Sadly, if John boy assumes the Presidency, she'll be the next Senator for New York.
Look out, Shumer baby.
183
posted on
10/15/2004 8:31:52 AM PDT
by
Thommas
To: new cruelty
She is crazy...but in case nobody else posted this...
I vaguely think that this remedy was mentioned on the Paul Harvey radio show maybe
as much as 10 years ago.
184
posted on
10/15/2004 8:33:23 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: new cruelty
yea..yea...it's an...A R T H R I T I S M E D I C I N E ...yea..that's the ticket!
185
posted on
10/15/2004 8:33:50 AM PDT
by
Hildy
(The really great men are always simple and true)
To: dead; All
Hopefully, she'll agree to an Osbornes-style reality show after the divorce.Say, here's an idea - let's come up with suggestions for Teresa's next husband after she ditches Lurch.
I'll go first. Since, with this kind of woman, the men get younger as she gets older, how about John Edwards himself?
To: JSteff
Haven't you ever heard anyone order "Martini; wrinkled" before? Shrunken, not stirred.
To: dead
Absolutely! My brothers and sisters think I'm nuts, but I keep insisting that Teresa as first lady would be the ONLY good thing about a Kerry presidency. It would be four years of non-stop slapstick and painfully embarrassing moments. It my only consoling thought about a Kerry win: Teresa as first lady.....night night comics will be able to lay off their joke writers, they will just recite Teresa latest tittering.
188
posted on
10/15/2004 8:37:45 AM PDT
by
reflecting
(I'm reading what all of you are saying)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
LOL! Yeah, that's the ticket! Mom sent me to go get her vodka for making vanilla extract, too. Hmmmmmm, she sure bakes a lot of desserts...
189
posted on
10/15/2004 8:38:35 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(Uniform of the day: Freepajamas)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
What about a tahrayzuh reality show with a twist? Say, researchers discover ketchup causes...arthritis..
To: new cruelty
"No, wait a minute. Maybe after soaking two weeks it was eat one raisin and take nine shots of the gin. Well, whatever".
To: Rutles4Ever
'You get some gin and get some white raisins and only white raisins and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
How disgusting! "White raisins" is just a metaphor for old people... yuck!
192
posted on
10/15/2004 8:40:39 AM PDT
by
JSteff
To: new cruelty
No, Officer, I'm not drunk, I just took my arthritis medicine. LOL!
193
posted on
10/15/2004 8:42:04 AM PDT
by
shiva
To: cwiz24
A friend of mine from India told me about it. We tend to look at these type of remedies as being odd.
Just remember, before the 1900's Merck wasn't exactly known in the household. I use different herbs to aleviate symptons of stress, sleeping and other maladies. These cures have been around since the beginning of time.
Europe, specifically Germany has a very active herbal supplement program which does decrease the cost of pharmecuticals.
Terayzzzah is an odd one indeed. I don't believe she uses this remedy. But she is right about it.
194
posted on
10/15/2004 8:43:20 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Control the information given to society and you control society.)
To: small voice in the wilderness
Atahrayzuh reality show with a twist. Lime, or lemon, Mrs. Kerry?
To: null and void
Alexandra Kerry, Raisin Smuggler... LOL... stop, I'm laughing so hard that I am choking.
To: new cruelty
Hey Money Mommy, you are
197
posted on
10/15/2004 8:46:35 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Shryke
Just wondering. This seemed to be a place for smart @ssed remarks.
To: new cruelty
"...Then eat nine of the raisins a day, thenn the next nine ete day raisins, thennn the nexxt raisen eat nine more days, thennnn teh nex ninee eet more day rasnins, thennnn...uunnnhh.......'
199
posted on
10/15/2004 8:47:51 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(DimocRAT creed: Lie as if it's the truth long enough and enough idiots will believe it to elect you)
To: new cruelty
Does Betty Ford have a plan for raisin addicts?
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