THE HEINZ KERRY GAFFE JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ON

Real Politics ^ | October 11 2004 | T. Bevan

[Joe Boucher]

How'd you like to be johnny and wake up next to this sow each morning?
Well little johnny doesn't, they sleep in seperate rooms.
She's the freaking nightmare on nob hill.

[jmhfnyc]

http://www.hyperfiles.com/users/Simon/mailedD7.jpg

I thought they were keeping her here?

[Palladin]

To the Kerry Campaign re: Terrorayza:

GOT DUCT TAPE?

[JayNorth]

Yep, that's why Mrs. T is not driving around one of her SUVs but is traveling via camel these days.

No the sKerry's (like Robert "Mr. Environment" Kennedy) fly in their private jets that average half a mile per gallon. Only the "little people" have to conserve resources.

[maxwellp]

They just might slide into the White House. Aside from my husband and myself, everyone else we know is voting for Kerry, including my sister (and I may never forgive her if Kerry wins). These people are ordinary, everyday Americans, but I perceive them as "weak and frightened". They are not afraid of terrorists, they are afraid the government will not take care of them. I truly do not understand them, but I see them as people who have no guts. And when they elect Kerry, they deserve what they get. God, please help America during one of the most important Presidential elections.

[Paved Paradise]

I forgot about that! You're right. Well, SUV or Private Jet!

[barrymdeep]

Kerry and his wife remind me of the old Czech leader and his wife (I can say their name but not spell it) who were overthrown and killed. Do you remember their arrogance and greed? How they lived high while the country was plunged in poverty? How they sweet talked everyone while they tyrannized? The Kerry's are so like them!

[Dante3]

While Kerry might not send a boy and a girl, he might send men and women.

[rudy45]

I'm wondering if you mean the Romanian leader Ceceascu (sp?)

[riri]

John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil."

Did you actually see her say it? Seeing her was worse. She looked incoherent. Seriously, this woman has got to be heaily medicated--nothing else could explain the slurring, the rambling, the glazed look...Does no one else notice this?

[roaddog727]

Stoooopid is as stooooopid does.

[bray]

Hey Dingbat-How many miles per Quart of Blood does that Gulfstream get??? When you goin to release your Complete Tax Returns??

Pray for W and Our Troops

[montag813]

We are producing a Teresa ad. Anyone have a video or audio link of this quote? Also need "scumbags" and "fourmore years of hell" quotes. This is a an urgent request. Thanks.

[reagan_fanatic]

[SERKIT]

1) Four more years of hell

2) Shove it

3) One state is not the whole state

4) Scumbags

5) Pinkies

6) Idiots

7) Boys & girls fighting for oil

8) Let them run naked

9) Men are boys

...I'm trying to get a perfect "Heinz 57". Pluh-leez put her in front of a mic more often...time is running out!

[SERKIT]

That picture needs to be animated to make the hand go in circles.

[dirtboy]

"John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil."

Nah, he would follow Clinton's example and send our troops all over the globe on missions that have absolutely nothing to do with the national security of this country.

[montag813]

1) Four more years of hell 2) Shove it

Yes...BUT BUT BUT WE DESPERATELY NEED THE VIDEO FOR ALL TERESA'S GAFFE'S. VERY VERY HARD TO COME BY. HALF-RES 320X240 OR SMALLER IS JUST FINE. PLEASE HELP US. DEVASTATING SCRIPT IN NEED OF MEDIA.

[Ditter]

We could start with Mexico and Canada, they are closer.