Post your October Surprises here.
1 posted on
10/10/2004 4:58:55 AM PDT by
Liz
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To: Liz
Pictures of John Kerry and Michael Jackson hand in hand on a private nude beach …
DNA verification surfaces that Teresa Heinz Kerry is actually a man …
John Edwards is gay …
2 posted on
10/10/2004 5:01:24 AM PDT by
schaketo
(Notorious for skinny dippin' in the same pond as snappin' turtles)
To: Liz
A bombshell report comes out that shows that John Kerry served in Vietnam.
3 posted on
10/10/2004 5:01:35 AM PDT by
Huck
("Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an air force." --P.J. O'Rourke)
To: Liz
Senator Kerry's male intern is taken to the emergency room for cigar extraction. The intern is wearing a stained blue dress.
4 posted on
10/10/2004 5:03:17 AM PDT by
peyton randolph
(That smell isn't roadkill...it is the typical cheese-eating surrender monkey)
To: Liz
Another new John Kerry, complete with new positions on every issue, will show up at the final debate.
6 posted on
10/10/2004 5:04:00 AM PDT by
LOC1
To: Liz
His ex will confirm he is a woman.
7 posted on
10/10/2004 5:04:08 AM PDT by
leadpenny
To: Liz
Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup. If you see her tell her i bought a big 'ol thing of Hunt's yesterday, and the brats were awesome :^)
8 posted on
10/10/2004 5:05:55 AM PDT by
FesterUSMC
("If you don't have the hammer, you are going to be the anvil, and I would rather have the hammer!")
To: Fracas
OCTOBER SURPRISE
The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.
11 posted on
10/10/2004 5:12:19 AM PDT by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Liz
John Edwards is filing a class action suit against N.O.W., NARAL, Emily's List and the League of Women Voters for (1) infringing the rights of unborn babies and (2) being so ugly they make the hounds howl.
12 posted on
10/10/2004 5:16:11 AM PDT by
T'wit
(There is only one form of government -- too much)
To: Liz
October Surprise: Democrat Donor to Kerry received $22 million in "Oil for Food" Scandal
13 posted on
10/10/2004 5:16:37 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Liz
October Surprise: ABC, CBS and the NY Times beat CNN and NBC, admit liberal biases while promoting Kerry
17 posted on
10/10/2004 5:19:50 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Liz
On number 5 , how right you are, lol, ROTFL , loved that one.
Number 6 , Bodytrainer also says, his body is a lost cause to bring back in shape.
18 posted on
10/10/2004 5:21:00 AM PDT by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: Liz
Investigators will find that John Kerry's Crystal Ball is really broken and has never ever worked and worse - that John Kerry ain't go no stinkin Plan, never had one, never will.
19 posted on
10/10/2004 5:22:14 AM PDT by
Esther Ruth
(Now is THE time for all good men to turn Off CBS, NBC, ABC)
To: Liz
October Surprise: Kerry comes clean, releases service records, medical history and Teresa's tax returns
20 posted on
10/10/2004 5:22:28 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Liz
October Surprise: Teresa's conglomerate buys all flip-flop factories and prohibits use of trade name
21 posted on
10/10/2004 5:24:03 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Liz
The Libs and John Kerry admit, THAT BUSH IS RIGHT AFTER ALL, THE EARTH IS ROUND, and realize how ( WRONG ) they have been all along.
22 posted on
10/10/2004 5:24:24 AM PDT by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: Liz
October Surprise: Rampant voter registration fraud discovered in key battleground states, Democrats resist plan to stamp hands to prohibit repeat voting as discrimination against their civil right to vote early and often
25 posted on
10/10/2004 5:27:57 AM PDT by
OESY
To: Liz
ABC, NBC, cBS , CNN, PMS( PBS ) have a ( SEE THE LIGHT MOMENT ) and reveal, that the HEINZ COMPANY is OUTSOURCHING 80 % of there workforce overseas.
26 posted on
10/10/2004 5:29:23 AM PDT by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: Liz
Kerry is awarded the Benedict Arnold medal, with V
27 posted on
10/10/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT by
Henchman
(Kerry lied, good men died!)
To: Liz
Bush trots out Osama on a dog leash at the beginning of the next debate. Wearing a Kerry Edwards T shirt and "Porn Star" panties .....
31 posted on
10/10/2004 5:37:04 AM PDT by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Liz
well, a 'surprise' would be to find a lucid kerry thought about anything, but i don't think that is going to happen
32 posted on
10/10/2004 5:38:14 AM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish.)
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