YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH SPRINGING AN OCTOBER SURPRISE ON JOHN KERRY (post the details here)

Nov 10, 2004 | COPYRIGHT 2004

[Liz]

Because of your superior knowledge and expertise, you have been given the task of springing an October Surprise on the Kerry camp. Post the details here.

MY OCTOBER SURPRISES LIST:

(1) Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.

(2) John Kerry's Nantucket instructor will acknowledge that Kerry's windsurfing skills suck.

(3) PETA will file suit against Kerry for endangering the life of a hamster.

(4) Pres Bush announces he will name Ralph Nader Secy of Commerce.

(5) The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.

(6) For big bucks, Kerry's personal butler will tell-all about John's disgusting personal hygeine habits.

(7) Terayza's plastic surgeon will reveal on MTV that she has had silicone implants on her hips. (Don't even ask why.)

(8) Motel 6 has videos of Kerry and the Ntl Enquirer's got 'em.

[John W]

I expect it will actually be a November Suprise, in that he loses big time, winning less than ten states.As usual, the media and a lot of the populace are living the last big thing that happened over, when what happened-the closeness in 2000-happens quite seldom.

[Lockbox]

Kerry has lost his "plan" and needs to hold off on the election until it can be found.

[searchandrecovery]

Kerry's personal physician speaks: "John Kerry has two horns on his head, and a tail (although it's a small tail). You can't see the horns because of his hair. I can't keep this from the public in good conscience - they should know if they're voting for Satan". Pundits quickly point out how it might explain Kerry's "Devil may care" attitude toward defense spending.

Kerry's personal veterinarian discloses it wasn't a hamster that was rescued, but a rat.

[MeekOneGOP]

TERRY REEE ZAAA takes the part ....as the wicked witch of the west ....

Meek photoshopped a great pic of that.

Thank you ! :^D

[SERKIT]

OCTOBER SURPRISE AD:

Political Operative Veterans Against George W. Bush (POVAGWB) Meeting: Mr. Kerry Reports (Serious Parody):

“When I attended a POVAGWB meeting recently, I heard testimony from Campaign Operative Veterans that they had:

• Cut off the locks and doors of regional Republic Campaign Headquarters
• Raped and defiled various Republican office machines
• Randomly shot weapons into Republican Campaign Headquarters
• Defiled US Mail delivered to the Republican Regional Campaign Headquarters
• Razed Republican campaign offices across the country in the manner reminiscent of Genghis Kahn
• Destroyed foodstuffs found in campaign office refrigerators
• Kicked their dogs
• Using large union thugs to destroyed GWB campaign signs held by three-year-old girls
• Told story after story of falsely accusing Republicans the gruesome act of denying minorities the right to vote
• Committed other violent campaign atrocities under the tacit control and support of the DNC commanders”

Mr. Kerry denies being at a DNC meeting where these tactics were discussed and planned, but witness say he was there. Others are accusing him of meeting with Carl Rove in an attempt to end the campaign early and declare GWB the winner.

Paid for by a Swift-Thinking Freeper in America

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Don't think the LIBS care if John Kerry were to be stopped at the airport with 5 kilos of cocaine, they would still try to elect him anyway, because he's their man.

[El Gato]

Terazzza attacks Barbara Bush at a Ladies Home Journal conference, mistaking her for Laura in drunken fit of pique..

I'd pay good money to see that. Barbara would clean her clock.

[El Gato]

George Soros dumped millions into campaign finance reform and now he is dumping millions into 527's. He found a way around it all.

More likely had the way built in.

[DaBroasta]

I'm told there's a report that is about to come out that contains a documented 'eye witness' account about John Kerry molesting a young Vietnamese boy when he was in 'Nam commanding 3 guys on a boat. He then went back a few days later with his 'men' and shot the boy in the back. But apparently he failed in his attempt to raze the village and left some witnesses. Now they're coming forward.

Dan Rather has the story but refuses to run it since the witnesses are unimpeachable and the documents are real. Word is that since seeBS won't cover the story, a 527 group called 'Vietnamese Victims of Atrocities Committed by John Kerry' is going to run an ad the night before the election.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Well, that explains it. No wonder the LIBS/FEMS/GAYS are mad, and so violent. It's because the DEMONS / AND SATAN are mad with them, because ROE vs WADE might just be overturned in a few years.
Yup, their all mad, LIBS/GAYS/FEMS/DEMONS/ SATAN their all mad and violent.
PSALM chapter 2 verse 1 to 5 In verse 1 states " why do the heathen ( SATAN/DEMONS/GAYS/FEMS/ ) RAGE ? " but HE WHO IS IN HEAVEN LAUGHS
for the LORD will have them in desertion.

[Walkingfeather]

Picts of kerry pissing on the american flag during the war years. Apology demanded.... no comment from campaign.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

ROTFL,, lol,, love it, hahahahha yup, fits her perfectly.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Serious though, why do the LIBS/FEMS/GAYS/DEMONS/SATAN think they can beat GOD ?
Didn't they learn the lesson that Pharaoh learned ?

[WashStateGirl]

October Surprise: The White House will tell us that the UFOS are REAL, but that John Kerry has already held unauthorized meetings with the alien leaders...

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you! :^D

Ane welcome to FreeRepublic.com .....

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Hi Meek, your welcome.
Meek ? it's time for us to stand up, stand our ground, and make our voices hear.
Like I said in a few other post on FR , we still OUTNUMBER THE LIBS/FEMS/GAYS/ but, the problem is ? we don't realize it, The Republicans/Conservatives/Christians/People who still believe in America, we still out number them.
We need to wake up, if the libs knew our true number, they would be OVERWELEMED.
Come on everyone, let not get discouraged, WE STILL HAVE THE NUMBERS/THE MAJORITY LETS WIN.
LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD NOW.
LETS MAKE THE EARTH RUMBLE and SHAKE, WE ARE MAD AS ZELL and WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE, let's stop letting the LIBS/FEMS/GAYS /HOLLYWOOD dictate how we think, how we live, what is normal.
Our time at our country's crossroad IS NOW !!!!!!!
WAKE UP, RALLY EVERYONE, and GET OUT THE VOTE.
Stop crying in your Cheerios, get on your feet and get energized now.

[searchandrecovery]

I'll get you my little pretties!

Teresa: "After being elected First Lady/Witch (or Wiccan), I will move the U.S. election day from November 2nd to Halloween. Hahahahahaaaa. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa. No, YOU shove it! (cough, cough)".

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, yeah. I'm going out to vote for sure. And I encourage ALL GOP to do the same.

I participated the first year I was eligible to vote in November, 1972, at age 18.5. I voted for Nixon that year. And I have voted in EVERY Presidential election since then, as well as many of those in between Prez elections.

We have early voting here in Texas, and it begins in EIGHT days, Oct. 18th. I'll be there the first day, too, most likely. I plan on it, anyway.

And note my tagline .....

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaaa! :^D

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Thats great Meek, a Republican TRIED AND TRUE, the grunts in the field, holding the line, My friend, I am right with you on that, but, we have to vote on NOV 2 . I was talking to the UNDECIDEDS, ASLEEP REPUBLICANS, THE REPUBLICANS WHO ARE DISCOURAGED. You know meek, if only the Christians were to only vote, and vote their Christians values, we would win, the Christians are the biggest voting block in this country. The problem is, we get complacent, discouraged, told the ( LIE ) that Christians are not suppose to vote ( WHAT BUNK ). There are Christians who believe the ( LIE ) of the MAIN STREAM MAYEHM ,, opps, MEDIA, or Christians who don't vote GODLY VALUES, or vote with their bibles. Why have us Christians drifted so far ? COME ON EVERYONE, STAND UP, STAND YOUR GROUND, MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD NOW !!!!!!!!!!! STOP BELIEVING THE LIE OF THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA, WE NEED TO BELIEVE WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS ELECTION, REMEMBER, GOD IS ON OUR SIDE, COME ON, LETS MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD NOW, LET MAKE THE EARTH RUNBLE AND SHAKE, WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Those CHRISTIANS WHO ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR KERRY, SHAME ON YOU, WWJD ?
RALLY EVERYONE PEOPLE, we will win if we believe it.
GET OUT THE VOTE.