"Tereayza, stop saying 'it's alive, its alive.' "
Posted on 10/10/2004 4:58:55 AM PDT by Liz
Because of your superior knowledge and expertise, you have been given the task of springing an October Surprise on the Kerry camp. Post the details here.
MY OCTOBER SURPRISES LIST:
(1) Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.
(2) John Kerry's Nantucket instructor will acknowledge that Kerry's windsurfing skills suck.
(3) PETA will file suit against Kerry for endangering the life of a hamster.
(4) Pres Bush announces he will name Ralph Nader Secy of Commerce.
(5) The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.
(6) For big bucks, Kerry's personal butler will tell-all about John's disgusting personal hygeine habits.
(7) Terayza's plastic surgeon will reveal on MTV that she has had silicone implants on her hips. (Don't even ask why.)
(8) Motel 6 has videos of Kerry and the Ntl Enquirer's got 'em.
October Surprise: Teresa's conglomerate buys all flip-flop factories and prohibits use of trade name
The Libs and John Kerry admit, THAT BUSH IS RIGHT AFTER ALL, THE EARTH IS ROUND, and realize how ( WRONG ) they have been all along.
"Tereayza, stop saying 'it's alive, its alive.' "
The tagline that will live in infamy...."Kerry's a flip-flopper."
October Surprise: Rampant voter registration fraud discovered in key battleground states, Democrats resist plan to stamp hands to prohibit repeat voting as discrimination against their civil right to vote early and often
ABC, NBC, cBS , CNN, PMS( PBS ) have a ( SEE THE LIGHT MOMENT ) and reveal, that the HEINZ COMPANY is OUTSOURCHING 80 % of there workforce overseas.
Kerry is awarded the Benedict Arnold medal, with V
Have you seen the George Romero cult movie "Night of The Living Dead." It was filmed election night in a Democrat precinct in Florida.
Terazzza attacks Barbara Bush at a Ladies Home Journal conference, mistaking her for Laura in drunken fit of pique..
Oh? Did Terayza get bombed on chilled Cristal, again?
Bush trots out Osama on a dog leash at the beginning of the next debate. Wearing a Kerry Edwards T shirt and "Porn Star" panties .....
Yeah, but Terayza won't be surprised......she already predicted it.
Hey, nice try.
Whatever the October surprise may be it probably will not be able to overcome the George Soros money. Moveon.org is running an ad against Bush here in Pennsylvania with a soldiers mother crying and a photo of the dead soldier. It is a tough one. George Soros dumped millions into campaign finance reform and now he is dumping millions into 527's. He found a way around it all. Dumb politicians played right into his hands. The man will change the outcome of this election while CBS, ABC and NBC cheer him on with Democrats. This end run on our elections is well funded by a billionaire. Republicans are asleep. Too bad.
They complained about ChiCom and Mochtar Riady? This is sanctioned by John Forbes Kerry and the DNC. It is long past the time when the Bush campaign asked about a DNC association with Soros.
Terrence Mcauliffe, after being abandoned by the Clintons and told to leave the DNC offices, snaps and holds several terrified hostages for hours. Shortly after Terry was taken into custody(and the conclusion of a very sweet deal from prosecutors)Several grand Juries invstigating the Clintons were convened. Mcauliffe is now part of the Witness Protection Program, and his whereabouts are unknown..
John Kerry takes the lead part as FRANKENSTEIN in a new ( REAL LIFE DRAMMA of FRANKENSTEIN ) and TERRY REEE ZAAA takes the part in a new version of ( WIZARD of OZZ ) as the wicked witch of the west because HILLARY has another movie contract.
McAwful's in disguise, in Hollywood. Nobody'll ever find him.
" Tell my office I'm going home to water down Bill's heart medication."
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