Has anyone seen any pictures of him today? Has he found some way to correct it?
Canthaxanthin pills....
That tan wouldn't be the envy of Hamilton, Hamilton is a believer in real tans that look healthy and robust.
See here's the thing: WOMEN get fake tans not men.
Why can't he just say he went to a tanning bed? Why make up something that sounds better?
Any woman over the age of 16 with ANY sense knows you don't do ANYTHING that big before you have an Important Event without giving it a test-run weeks in advance.
You don't change the color of your hair the night before your wedding, or ANYTHING along those lines.
Kerry's a twit.
My wife, who is hispanic with jet black hair, tried to frost her hair (this was in 1969) the night before our wedding. Big mistake. I married a little hispanic woman with orange hair. Needless to say, our wedding pictures stay in the photo album stashed away from prying eyes.
What is so ridiculous about the Kerry campaign's excuse, is that no other member that was playing football with Kerry is looking like the Great Pumpkin.
Since Clinton took the role of "the first black President", I think Kerry is aiming for one of the colors that hadn't been taken yet...
Who calls it a "football match"? So out of touch.
FYI...
From a web site selling Canthaxanthin Pills....
Q. Is canthaxanthin dangerous?
A. Canthaxanthin is 100% natural. It is completely safe with moderate use.
Q. Will it turn me orange?
A. No, not if you take the recommended dosage.
Q. Can I tan outside or in the tanning bed with this product?
A. Yes, it actually increases the effects of C_____. Your tan will be deeper and darker.
Q. How many tablets in each bottle?
A. 90 pills come in each bottle and depending on your dosage requirements, 90 pills will last somewhere between 1 month to 4 months.
Q. If I stop taking it will my tan fade?
A. Yes. If you discontinue use of C_____ you tan will begin to fade within 2-3 weeks. If you start taking C_____ again, your tan will begin to return.
Q. How soon will it work?
A. Everyone will see different results. The average person will begin to notice a slight color change within 1 – 2 weeks.
Q. Will it hurt my liver?
A. Canthaxanthin is a natural substance and is considered harmless with reasonable use.
Q. Will it help prevent sun cancer?
A. While C_____ will decrease amount of time needed to tan, C_____ does not block nor protect against any UV rays.
Q. What do I do if I take too much?
A. If you do begin to notice orange coloring cut back on usage by half or discontinue completely and drink plenty of water to flush the Canthaxanthin out of your body.
NewMediaFan posted this as part of a larger piece of content:
'...The tan was so obvious that the Kerry camp, which really wants to get back to debating the big issues, such as war, was forced to explain it. They said Senator Kerry got the tan at a football match. The New York Post didn't buy it, nor did anybody else. Dr Ted Daly, of Garden City Dermatology, said: "Wow! That is a tan. From a tanning salon."...'
CampKerry says that Lurch wants to get back to 'debating the big issues'. When was he ever debating the big issues in this campaign? Unless I missed it hasn't he been spending most of his time complaining about the Swifties (God love them) and defending his deplorable military service record (because its stellar compared to his Senate record). When has he ever talked, coherently about any single subject and stayed on message for more than one 10 second sound bite?
As I recall, his grooming habits are not new to the news either. Didn't he pull a Clintoon and fly his 'stylist' oout for a $1000 haircut a couple months ago. Now the Tan scandal. Four years of these types of stories is just what we need. There sure wouldn't be anything of subtance to report.
Kerry, you missed an opportunity. Again. We'd have liked you better and admitted to foolish thwarted vanity and joined us in a laugh.
He's from New England. Changes color in the Fall.
This is an absolutely wonderful story. Thanks for giving me a great laugh.
That much tan from either the sun or a tanning bed would require a couple of days of being red, which didn't happen. So, this "tan" was sprayed on, perhaps by the renowned makeup artist, Earl Scheib.
He is one of those GOOFY brides who for her wedding day does a total makeover for one day and looks nothing like herself and a joke in her photos from the day.
Sad : (
John Kerry is not orange. He just has a good tangerine.
Anybody here have a pic of Algore looking orange at his first debate in 2000? He looked like a rouged up space alien.