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John Kerry Debate Drinking Keywords
FReeper's Fertile Minds ^ | 9/30/04 | Rebelbase

Posted on 09/30/2004 6:16:45 AM PDT by Rebelbase

Prime-time Lurch is going to present us the opportunity of a live thread tonight.

You know how the game is played, Have fun!


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: doofy; dorky; girlienails; kerry; mammatsman; punkinhead
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To: Xenalyte
Weren't we just talking about this?

We were indeed. I think we decided we'd be plastered by the 1st commercial break, which would be fine if we didn't have to get up the next morning. I'd say they should reschedule the debate for Friday night but that wouldn't help you any.

121 posted on 09/30/2004 8:37:15 AM PDT by Bacon Man (Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
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To: Rebelbase
"Slurp"


122 posted on 09/30/2004 8:37:29 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Rebelbase
"let me tell you something" and the lizard tongue
123 posted on 09/30/2004 8:46:47 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Rebelbase

Any words prefexed with "mis-", e.g., "misguided", "misled" by Kerry; and "misunderestimate" by Bush.


124 posted on 09/30/2004 8:50:00 AM PDT by kevao (John Kerry doesn't speak for me; neither does John Kerry.)
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To: Rebelbase

These three words in this order, "I've been consistent..."


125 posted on 09/30/2004 8:52:20 AM PDT by spiffy
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To: kevao

"If you are wise, you'll listen to me. Doopa de doo."

Or maybe, "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."


126 posted on 09/30/2004 8:52:42 AM PDT by tjk1985
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To: cjshapi

I vote for "Vietnam" but I'm sure I can get blasted on "Iraq."


127 posted on 09/30/2004 10:35:20 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Rebelbase

"MISLEAD" (and its tenses.)


128 posted on 09/30/2004 10:35:26 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
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To: Junior

I'm afraid to drink during this event. The sight and sound of JF'nK makes me so naseous that alcohol may send me over the edge.

Plus I can't afford to throw a shoe through my television screen.


129 posted on 09/30/2004 10:38:38 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: cjshapi

Good point. Just do half shots. You'll still be buzzed by the time it's over with ... and if you start feeling ill, just look at President Bush; you'll be right as rain instantly.


130 posted on 09/30/2004 10:48:08 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Junior

Shots and a virle, handsome man. Talk about a lethal combo!

Maybe I can tape a garbage bag across the Kerry side of the screen.


131 posted on 09/30/2004 10:53:35 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: cjshapi

Great thread! Need to get to the liquor store by debate time!


132 posted on 09/30/2004 1:19:30 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: OXENinFLA
FANTASY

REALITY

STRONG

Name of any foreign leader

THIS PRESIDENT

133 posted on 09/30/2004 1:31:54 PM PDT by JohnnyZ ("Oh, who cares? You know, one state is not a whole state." --Teresa Heinz Kerry)
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To: hispanarepublicana
If he says "jenjis" Khan, even once, it's TEQUILA SHOT TIME.

If he says it twice, you have to eat the worm.

134 posted on 09/30/2004 1:33:54 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
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To: Benrand

"Look"

I agree, "look" is what he says right before he starts to explain a flip flop. It's like he's saying, "Look, let me explain it for you idiots one more time and this time I'll speak real slow so you might be able to get it"


135 posted on 09/30/2004 1:39:02 PM PDT by toomanygrasshoppers ("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
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To: Rebelbase

"I have a plan..."


136 posted on 09/30/2004 1:42:49 PM PDT by toomanygrasshoppers ("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
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To: Rebelbase
If Kerry mentions: Wrong
Vietnam(or anything related to it)
allies
Question patriotism
Max Cleland
Jobs
Health Care
Hunter
137 posted on 09/30/2004 1:50:04 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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How about every time he points his abnormally long a crooked finger to make a point. See you in rehab.


138 posted on 09/30/2004 2:01:13 PM PDT by crayl
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