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John Kerry Debate Drinking Keywords
FReeper's Fertile Minds ^
| 9/30/04
| Rebelbase
Posted on 09/30/2004 6:16:45 AM PDT by Rebelbase
Prime-time Lurch is going to present us the opportunity of a live thread tonight.
You know how the game is played, Have fun!
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: doofy; dorky; girlienails; kerry; mammatsman; punkinhead
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To: Xenalyte
Weren't we just talking about this? We were indeed. I think we decided we'd be plastered by the 1st commercial break, which would be fine if we didn't have to get up the next morning. I'd say they should reschedule the debate for Friday night but that wouldn't help you any.
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posted on
09/30/2004 8:37:15 AM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
To: Rebelbase
"Slurp"
To: Rebelbase
"let me tell you something" and the lizard tongue
123
posted on
09/30/2004 8:46:47 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Rebelbase
Any words prefexed with "mis-", e.g., "misguided", "misled" by Kerry; and "misunderestimate" by Bush.
124
posted on
09/30/2004 8:50:00 AM PDT
by
kevao
(John Kerry doesn't speak for me; neither does John Kerry.)
To: Rebelbase
These three words in this order, "I've been consistent..."
125
posted on
09/30/2004 8:52:20 AM PDT
by
spiffy
To: kevao
"If you are wise, you'll listen to me. Doopa de doo."
Or maybe, "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."
126
posted on
09/30/2004 8:52:42 AM PDT
by
tjk1985
To: cjshapi
I vote for "Vietnam" but I'm sure I can get blasted on "Iraq."
127
posted on
09/30/2004 10:35:20 AM PDT
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: Rebelbase
"MISLEAD" (and its tenses.)
128
posted on
09/30/2004 10:35:26 AM PDT
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
To: Junior
I'm afraid to drink during this event. The sight and sound of JF'nK makes me so naseous that alcohol may send me over the edge.
Plus I can't afford to throw a shoe through my television screen.
129
posted on
09/30/2004 10:38:38 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
Good point. Just do half shots. You'll still be buzzed by the time it's over with ... and if you start feeling ill, just look at President Bush; you'll be right as rain instantly.
130
posted on
09/30/2004 10:48:08 AM PDT
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: Junior
Shots and a virle, handsome man. Talk about a lethal combo!
Maybe I can tape a garbage bag across the Kerry side of the screen.
131
posted on
09/30/2004 10:53:35 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
Great thread! Need to get to the liquor store by debate time!
132
posted on
09/30/2004 1:19:30 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: OXENinFLA
FANTASY
REALITY
STRONG
Name of any foreign leader
THIS PRESIDENT
133
posted on
09/30/2004 1:31:54 PM PDT
by
JohnnyZ
("Oh, who cares? You know, one state is not a whole state." --Teresa Heinz Kerry)
To: hispanarepublicana
If he says "jenjis" Khan, even once, it's TEQUILA SHOT TIME.If he says it twice, you have to eat the worm.
134
posted on
09/30/2004 1:33:54 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
To: Benrand
"Look"
I agree, "look" is what he says right before he starts to explain a flip flop. It's like he's saying, "Look, let me explain it for you idiots one more time and this time I'll speak real slow so you might be able to get it"
135
posted on
09/30/2004 1:39:02 PM PDT
by
toomanygrasshoppers
("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
To: Rebelbase
136
posted on
09/30/2004 1:42:49 PM PDT
by
toomanygrasshoppers
("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
To: Rebelbase
If Kerry mentions: Wrong
Vietnam(or anything related to it)
allies
Question patriotism
Max Cleland
Jobs
Health Care
Hunter
137
posted on
09/30/2004 1:50:04 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
(A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
How about every time he points his abnormally long a crooked finger to make a point. See you in rehab.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:01:13 PM PDT
by
crayl
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