Caption Kerry Leading Pledge

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., says the pledge of allegience at a town meeting at the River Valley Middle School in Spring Green, Wisc., Monday, Sept. 27, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[w1andsodidwe]

Are those empty seats right behind him?

[Geezerette]

... limp wrist ...

Those long bony fingers give me the creeps!

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[Gucho]

"Are those empty seats right behind him?"

A horse needs room to park his ass.

[outpost44]

"Not a caption - a question. Is his heart really that far to the left? Yeah...of course it is. Never mind."

Damn, you beat me to it. I think he's holding his arm pit.

[Lizavetta]

"Oh, say can you seeeeee
What a dork that I beeeeee..."

[satchmodog9]

hard to top that one my friend

[Mr Ramsbotham]

"I pledge allegiance to the fag ... whoops; sorry--that's my San Francisco speech."

[Right Brother]

"I pledge allegiance
to the flag burners and the welfare state of America, and to the gullible public whom I really can't stand, gun-free nation, without God, with misery and injustice for all."

[spodefly]

"I pledge allegiance to money and power, and saying whatever is necessary to get and maintain it, one man, me, without God, but with nuanced mendaciousness for all."

[irishtenor]

Did he say "under God"?

[Chummy]

I pledge allegiance to the flag, of any nation but the United States, and to the Democratic Party, through which it expands, one Big Government, mumblemumblemumble, my plans invisible, with tax hikes and insecurity for all.

[Gucho]

"I pledge allegiance
to the flag burners and the welfare state of America, and to the gullible public whom I really can't stand, gun-free nation, without God, with misery and injustice for all."

Who said the man speaks gloom and doom?

[skimbell]

I pledge hmmm-hmmm-hmm,
and to the hmmm-hmmm-hmmm,
for which hmmm-hmmm-hmmm
one nation hmmm-hmmm-hmmm...

[mbennett203]

Yours is spot on.

"Alright folks, time to keep up appearances... you know the drill, and this time try to look like you enjoy doing it..."

[Brilliant]

"...Marchons! Marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!..."

[FarNorth]

Have you ever thought that he looks a lot like "Gomer Pyle" especially in those dorky photos of him as the intrepid skipper of his swift boat!

[elli1]

Get a load of that hair...looks like a cheap wig.

[Gumption]

Hey! That's "The Nonconformists Oath". When Steve was funny, remember ... a long long long time ago?

[pjsbro]

Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé...

[Dat Mon]

Thank you for coming to our exhibit of famous politico wax mannequins. The exit is here to your right. Have a nice day.