[1smallVoice]

Obama lead in dead vote poll.

[samtheman]

Huge landslide of corpses for Obama.

[wrathof59]

Illinois election results will be certified by the public accounting firm of Richard J. Daley & Sons Ltd., proudly counting the votes for generations in Illinois.

[TheRatHunter]

Obama's busy campaigning in the local graveyards, locking in the minority deceased vote by telling them he'll raise taxes on all dead white people.

[TheRatHunter]

Obama's busy campaigning in the local graveyards, locking in the minority deceased vote by telling them he'll raise taxes on all dead white people.

[Rodney King]

Give me a break. Keyes is going to get crushed by the alive as well as the dead vote.

[Phantom Lord]

Keyes bump

[bmwcyle]

God is still in control.

[taxcontrol]

New Election polling stations have been created to aid in the extreme voter turn out. The new polling places will be:

Green Meadows memorial gardens
City Morgue
New Hope crematorium
....

[VadeRetro]

Don't give in to the fantasies. That's what happened to Dan Rather. What you want to be true may not be true.

Especially not if it involves Alan Keyes ever actually winning an election.

[lonster]

i wonder what in the world ever convinced the illinois gop to bring keyes here to run in the first place. first, he is a carpet bagger who attacked hillary for being a carpet bagger, and then comes here and comes off like a revival preacher with advanced syphilis. i still have respect for keyes but i wonder what in the world could be going through his mind.

[Non-Sequitur]

The strain of being 43 points up in the polls must be wearing on him. </sarcasm>

[Salvation]

**The Chicago dead still support Obama by a large margin.**

LOL, but not really funny if the dimocrats are messing with the ballots!

[ZULU]

Keyes in Congress, Bush in the White House !!!!!

It doesn't get any better than this!!!

[discostu]

The word is Obama is doing exactly what the Keyes candidacy was supposed to prevent: campaigning in other states for other Democrats. He's 45% up in the poll of live people, this one is over.

[Dionysius]

Obama will make Carol Mostly Brawn look like Margaret Thatcher, just as the St. Louis Post-Dispatch makes Pravda look like the Limbaugh Letter.

[Dante3]

Obama is scared of Keyes. He is the type to fold. I don't believe anyone has described Obama as "brave." And he well might have some skeletons in his closet he doesn't want exposed.

[william clark]

What's the status on debates between these two? Regardless of what anyone thinks of Keyes or his chances, it'll sure be fun to watch him tear into Obama.

[Die_Hard Conservative Lady]

There is something about the look in Obama's face, that scares me, it just seems like a look of evil....

[Lurking Libertarian]

People are starting to hear the truth and Obama is losing support downstate.

Do you have any support for this assertion?

[FFIGHTER]

The DemonCrats have a way of raising the dead every election in Chicago.