Posted on 09/22/2004 9:44:22 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2
CBS reports eFing has a cold and has lost his voice. Yet, with CBS's track record, inquiring minds want to know what the real reason is...
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Cause he's nothing more than a Tax scaming bum who's never worked a real jod a day in his life ! He's really on vacation again but calling in sick.
jod=job
ROFLOL!
Everytime they do it, it costs them dearly.
Diplococcus infection of the pharynx.
I knew last week this was coming. Clues:
Last 2 weeks, we have been seeing the famous BJ lip biting.
Yesterday, his speech after Our President's was more gentle tone (at times), and Bush sounding, than normal pompous Kerry sounding.
Then today, ala BJ, he loses his voice! Do you guys not remember all the Publicity ole BJ got from the press, when he lost his voice? Besides the pity, the were talking what a great guy he was out there campaigning to the very end and couldn't talk. (Sympathy vote)
Well we know Skerry has never had an original thought, and since he has clintoon's running his campaign, I guess they think he will also get the sympathy of very gullible people, due to his voice.
Oh for a microphone in his home tonight He isn't called John Fraud for nothing.
Kerry seems to be sick a lot. Even if I was an undecided voter, or a leftist I'd still think twice about voting for someone whose physical health seems so bad.
He seems lethargic, and drained most of the time. He has circles under his eyes. His voice goes. Even on Letterman, he looked kinda like the living dead. Now he has a cold.
I just don't think this guy has the stamina to be President.
Look at all that President Bush has had on his plate during the past 4 years, yet he always seems to be able to carry the weight of it all without becoming sick.
Kerry can't even handle a couple of weeks worth of campaigning without getting sick.
the shoulder surgery he supposedly had was the week he came out with smiley veneers on his teeth= and I noticed he cannot move his eyebrows again- How can this turd criticize anyone for what kind of job they do when he hasn[t shown up for work all year- and contributed anything of substance in 20 years! He is Botox and veneer- what a vain arrogant jerk
Maybe he's been yelling at his hideous campaign team.
J. Forbes Kerry was on Letterman the other night, you could hear he had a stuffy nose. No, seriesly, it was clogged. He can say laryngitis all he wants---so to speak---but it was in his sinuses before it was in his voice.
Divine Intervention.
OK everyone, let's start a pool on what the REAL reasons are for Kerry's stopping his campaign trip, and for Carville's glum contenance (doleful, to borrow from Man of La Mancha) on the O'Reilly program. Prizes to be awarded for most outlandish reason, and for the accurate one.
I have two guesses:
#1, Outlandish category, Teresa is filing for a divorce
#2, Accuracy category, they've discoverd who the Rathergate memo forger is and it is a college student in the Kerry campaign, who did it as a prank (actually, someone has already suggested this as the forger back in the early days). The prank got out of hand.
(Truth in Posting Rule: I just posted this on another thread, this seemed a better venue).
You can make it all go away with your signature, John--
--what are you hiding?
Probably yelling at Teresa too much.
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