Actually, it's only one virgin, to be shared among the 72 pieces of this now-dead POS.
I wonder how disappointed this guy is that the 72 virgins weren't waiting for him on the other side.
I'm sure his libido is at an all time ebb there in Hell.
Actually, it's only one virgin, to be shared among the 72 pieces of this now-dead POS.
What he might have found instead is 72 demons ready to use him for the same purpose.
72 white raisins!!! I thought I was supposed to have 72 virgins!!!
He was REAL dissappointed when all 72 had the name Bubba. All the Bubbas were dressed in flowing silk with sequins attached.
Yeah - he's sitting in Hell right now, hitting himself in the head with his palm, and saying "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! ..."
O.K. old story...but...Terrorist dies and goes to see Allah.
When he opens his eyes he get smacked in the face and falls down. Stunned he looks up and see George Washington..
how can this be he yells.
GW tells him..Well it seems that there was a little misprint in the Koran...you see it says 72 Virginians not 72 Virgins...and I'd like to introduce you to my friend
Thomas Jefferson....SMACK....
Four of the first five presidents came from Virginia.
1st President
George Washington
2nd President
John Adams (from Massachusetts)
3rd President
Thomas Jefferson
4th President
James Madison
5th President
James Monroe
"I wonder how disappointed this guy is that the 72 virgins weren't waiting for him on the other side."
Picture, if you will, just how attractive ANY muslim virgin could possibly be; by definition, they'd have to be uglier than the nearest goat. I suspect these idiots are actually relieved when they first discover they have been lied to with that "72 virgins" line.