Posted on 09/21/2004 7:06:03 PM PDT by IDontLikeToPayTaxes
Gore?
ne1 know what joe's ratings are during this whole thing to date. "queen of the space unicorns" hahahahahaha
LOL "Queen of the space unicorns"
Whoa boy....... Bob Kohn on a roll.......
When Cronkite was going to retire (6 months out) Roger Mudd was to take his place... Dan threatened to quit unless he was given the anchor chair -- some idiot thought he was too valuable to let go so Cronkite retired early, Rather got the anchor job and Mudd left in a huff. He's been drunk with power since.
"Queen of the space unicorns"
What does THAT mean???
Tell how you really feel, Bob !
Joe lives in Pensacola, FL (just like I do) I think the neighborhood he lives in got pretty hard hit by Ivan. He may have been out trying to clean up his yard.
Scarborough and his guests have been merciless on this issue, and rightly so.
Good work, Joe...
Pat: CBS isn't mad at all. Something smells here........
Rather has been a journalistic fraud the last 20 years...earlier said Rather will be portrayed as victim of Mapes who was a victim of Burkett..who has been victimized ,too?
What does this Mary Mapes look like?
"If CBS issues the results of it's internal investigation without mentioning Mapes coziness to Lockhart, or without explaining how Burkett got Max Cleland's cell phone number, their investigation will be seen as a sham."
I, for one, am preparing for exactly this. Will it fly? I don't thind so, but the CYA going on is quite remarkable.
joe: everybody is saying Mary Mapes is a "great journalist" .........she isn't a great journalist.
YES PAT.
Pat's going to avenge his old friend with this.
her pic is on Drudge, and her pic is on FR thread. do a google search and you can find it. :)
September 13, 2004
"Rather: "Prove I'm Not Queen of the Space Unicorns"
NEW YORK -- For the fourth time in as many days, CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather interrupted his telecast tonight to reiterate his claim that he has been crowned Queen of the Space Unicorns.
Glaring into the camera, Rather leveled a stern denunciation of his skeptics, terming them "hateful" and "jealous."
"I have told you again and again the tales of my ascension, my travels and adventures amongst the Cloud People, my ongoing struggle with Lord Gnarl and the Carved Army of the Fateful Forest. You've heard the facts, and that's the end of it. You think you can challenge my claim to the throne? Go for it. But you can't, can you? You can't, and you know it. So let's just get past this."
Holding up a document that he insisted was proof of his royal lineage, Rather repeated his demand to be addressed as "Queen Alareol the Wise, Protector of the Rainbow-Flame." The document appeared to be a doorknob menu for a local Chinese restaurant.
"I don't expect you people to understand what I'm going through," continued Rather. "I don't have to take this. All I want is a little consideration here. A little consideration, and some nice green grass. Crunchy, delicious grass. Nnnnnyaaaaar."
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A train wreck cross-bred with chewed pepperoni pizza.
Pat: this was a coordinated political HIT
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