Posted on 09/20/2004 10:25:03 PM PDT by Bushruffneck
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20040921/1a_cover21x.art0.htm
USA Today Exclusive with Burkett
It is the funniest thing I have ever read. This guy is fregan nuts.
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Perhaps Lucy Arnaz aka Lucille ball? wife to Desi Arnaz in I love lucy.
All good points, even if delivered in such staccato fashion as to make them confusing.
Keep in mind also!...Washington Post (not Times, but the real MSM)
on Sept.10 quoted CBS as saying their source saw the documents
at the time they were created.
Just more gasoline for the fire!
"She's A BABE!!!!!!"
Wasn't there a movie about a pig named BABE?
Could "Lucy Ramirez" be Mary Beth Cahill's cover name? Doesn't ol' Molly Ivins live down that way? Or is Lucy a 6th grader at Roy Rogers middle school in Abilene? This whole thing is set to blow up in Jean Heinz-Kerry's elongated face...
This story just keeps getting wilder and wilder by the hour. LOL
"What's more interesting is that here he claims that they were "handed to him at the Houston Astrodome by an anonymous man"!!! "
Was the livestock show at the Houston Astrodome?
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"One session ended when Burkett suffered a violent seizure and collapsed in his chair. "
I found that part kind of confusing. In one sentence it was portrayed as if the reporter witnessed the "violent seizure" and then later in the article is says he had the "violent seizure" while on the phone with his attny.
Later it says , the next day he concluded the interview laying on the couch, with a cold rag on his head and the phone in his hand.
Were there 1 or 2 violent seizures. Does this guy suffer from the vapors. ( You have to be southern to understand this)
That pig was funny. My wife gave up pork for a week. Then the smell of bacon in the morning brought her back to her senses.
I haven't had this much fun following a story since the Lewinsky days.
Bacon and Beer are some of the true signs that God loves us.
I claim the bacon, Ben Franklin origionated the thought regarding beer.
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Nothing quite like either. Maybe its why the muslims are so upset. No beer. No bacon. I'd get testy as well.
I do believe that those New Mexico UFO nutcakes are a good deal more sane than Texas democrats. This scandal should last thru the 2008 election.
Hmmm, I actually feel kinda sorry for the guy. He's in bad shape, sheesh.
Conn Artist
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