MIKE BRADY!!!!
Happens every year. Just like the headless body someone finds up in the Superstition mountains. Stay away from the Lost Dutchman Gold Mine y'all!!!
So, how do they know he's dead?
His wife had been walking in front of him and didn't see him fall.
I wonder what trail he was on?
So who shoved him? A ghost or his wife?
She didn't see him fall.....
She probably didn't hear him yelling on the way down, either. That makes sense, since she was hearing the loud, reverberating CHA-CHING!!! of the insurance money ringing in her ears as she gave him a little nudge.....allegedly.
Ouch.
I question the timing of this.
Main Entry: grav·i·ty
Pronunciation: 'gra-v&-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French gravité, from Latin gravitat-, gravitas, from gravis
1 a : dignity or sobriety of bearing b : IMPORTANCE, SIGNIFICANCE; especially : SERIOUSNESS c : a serious situation or problem
2 : WEIGHT
3 a (1) : the gravitational attraction of the mass of the earth, the moon, or a planet for bodies at or near its surface (2) : a fundamental physical force that is responsible for interactions which occur because of mass between particles, between aggregations of matter (as stars and planets), and between particles (as photons) and aggregations of matter, that is 1039 times weaker than the strong force, and that extends over infinite distances but is dominant over macroscopic distances especially between aggregations of matter -- called also gravitation, gravitational force; compare ELECTROMAGNETISM 2a, STRONG FORCE, WEAK FORCE b : ACCELERATION OF GRAVITY c : SPECIFIC GRAVITY
"Could it be... SATAN?"
His wife had been walking in front of him and didn't see him fall.
"How conveeeenient!"
Where's that picture that was posted acouple weeks ago of Kerry doing a flying leap at the Grand Canyon? It was a scream.
I was there on Monday and didn't see any SAR efforts. I did see a lot of people leaning over the railings and acting stupid though.
And if you wonder about the sweatshirt...it was 98 in Chandler and 54 at the Rim!
I was just there last month with my small children. I noticed the gaps in the fencing (out on the viewing areas) were large enough for my 3 year old to slip through. Scary.