[Slicksadick]

There's a whole book on strange deaths in the canyon, some really wild stories....

[rdl6989]

I heard about a man a few years ago who was on LSD and thought he could fly. He started flapping his arms and stepped off of a cliff into the Grand Canyon.

[TheMole]

Re your tagline ... what about point #4 below?

Why do they call John Kerry "The Poodle"? Four reasons:

1. He's French.
2. He's got a poodle cut.
3. He's a rich woman's toy.
4. He won't protect you.