GRINCH TERESA
GRINCH TERESA
"All your votes are belong to me.....er....us!"
Linda Blair had that same shade of green when she was possessed in "The Exorcist" ... how fitting.
Over here!
grunt....eeeeerrr....GRUNT "PPPPPPPPP(FLATULENCE)PPPPPPPP...Ohhhh .......Could someone please stop spinning this room! I think I just soiled my $6800.00 G-String!.........hic....
Teresa Heinz Kerry addressing the Congressional Hispanic Caucus in Washington on Monday while her evil demonic soul looks on. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
"Mama T is watching you"
SDhe's got the "Mom, I totalled the car" look. In JFK's case it's more like: "Mom, i lost the white house!!"
Here's another one for you LBT. ;o)
Just like all hispanics, I, too know the hardships of being an immigrant in America. For instance, when I came here, I hired the most expensive lawn service I could afford. Being an heiress to a multi-million dollar fortune, I can tell you that I expected nothing but the best. Let me tall you that those damn Mexicans my butler hired were nowhere near as diligent or as polite as the servents my father used to whip into shape in our estate in South Africa!
Yes, I can empathise with you hispanics. I too have been a tortured minority in a land where newcomers are made to feel unwanted and uninvited. What kind of country treats it's new citizens in such a foul manner? What kind of counrtry makes it's citizens pump their own gasoline, or buy food through a drive through windows? It's positively ghastly.
Like you, I came here with only modest wealth, a world class education and grand dreams of wealth and power. Those dreams came true for me when my father passed away. On that day, I transformed instantly from a simple milti-millionaire heiress into a true and honest billionaire. It is on that day when I began to beleive in the greatness of America. I am here to tell you that I represent proof that your dreams can come true, too.
John Kerry and I know well the plight of the impovrished American immigrant, and we will work hard to bring you the opportunities that George Bush has so dispicably taken away from you.
At the very least, I have this proposition. My garage has a leaky roof, and I have some pate de foie gras from a soiree John and I threw last Sunday which will go bad unless someone eats it. That's liver, in case you didn't know. You people eat liver right? I'm sure one of you could roll some of that up in a taco and have a jim-dandy fiesta party. Do we have a deal?
One needs not be facetious in stating the obvious: This is one drugged-out lookin' broad!
She's like the woman in the Seinfeld episode who was alternately a babe or a hag, depending upon the lighting. (Although, in Teresa's case, many Freepers demand evidence of the "babe" version; I swear - early on in the campaign - a saw a couple flattering pics of her.)
Pray for W and Our Troops
Wrong is right; ugly is beautiful.
I sais Botox not chlorox you fools!
"Come here, you little minks, and save me!" ~ Travelocity Ad.
I don't know, I can just hear her saying that.
"And for your information, you idiots, Dan Rather says I am prettier than Laura!"