Posted on 09/05/2004 4:52:44 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Teresa Heinz Kerry Hospitalized In Iowa Taken To Hospital After Complaining Of An Upset Stomach
Sep 5, 2004 12:25 am US/Eastern MASON CITY, Iowa (AP) Teresa Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, was taken to a hospital here late Saturday after complaining of an upset stomach, a spokeswoman said.
She was taken to Mercy Medical Center-North Iowa by ambulance from the airport.
"As a precaution, Mrs. Heinz Kerry had a series of routine tests performed and was released," said Sarah Gegenheimer, a spokeswoman for Heinz Kerry. "She is feeling better and is traveling to her home in Pittsburgh tonight as planned."
Heinz Kerry had just finished a private meeting with a group of local Democrats to talk about health care.
"She was just fatigued I think. She said she felt a little dizzy at one point," said Steve Musson, a local restaurateur at whose home the gathering was held.
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All kidding aside this could be bad news for Theresa, lets all hope she just has a gall bladder problem and gas.
I sure dont wish her any ill , I mean being married to a liar is bad enough without bad health.
I guess you look at John too long and listen to him all day and night and the stomach reacts.
If I had the August the Heinz-Kerry's had, I'd have a belly ache, too.
LOL! Maybe rubbing the tummy of John's Buddha figurine will help her like it helps him before his speeches.
FOS--probably gave her a prescription for Ex-Lax.
Put her in with Bill Clinton.
"She is feeling better and is traveling to her home in Pittsburgh tonight as planned."
Gee! I thought she lived in Massachusetts with her husband!
Here's the scenario: They've been keeping her locked up in the basement for - what - about a month now, like a crazy aunt, so she "fakes" an illness to get out of her cell. Once in the hospital she slips a note to the doctor to ask for help. Unfortunately, the note says "I'm not really crazy - please help me!" The doctor doesn't believe her, and she's "recovered" and sent back to the basement.
Teraaza is a phony like her idiot husband. When she stepped into this political world, she thought the world would love her and if they didn't maybe she thought she could buy it. At the Dem convention, she thought by crossing her hands over her chest, she would appear gentle.....to me she appeared phonier than ever. The trip to the hospital was a joke. I get an upset stomach a lot and I take Pepto-Bismol or Zantac. Give me a break. They needed some attention, right????
She was over a quart low on Zoloft.
She had her first taste of Heinz Ketchup. "What in the hell is this red crap?"
Politics ins't for the weak.
Those typos will get you every time...she really said she felt a little "ditzy"...
I think that the voters must ask themselves, "I Theresa Heinz-Kerry well enough to be First Lady (no), First Second Spouse (no), First Female Person in the WH (no)...oh, I give up, what would you call her?
And be sure to give her a bucket of ice...
They're probably frantically looking for an excuse to get her out of sight for the rest of the campaign, and this is it.
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