DFU SONG: Oh Susanna (big mouth Susan Estrich goes nuclear)

1 posted on 09/04/2004 1:49:55 PM PDT by doug from upland

2 posted on 09/04/2004 2:07:54 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

I still say she looks like one of those underground monsters from the H.G. Wells story "Time Machine" TV movie.

3 posted on 09/04/2004 2:12:06 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

4 posted on 09/04/2004 2:20:24 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("It Takes A Zippo To Raze A Village: The John Kerry Story")

How would you like to wake up to this every morning? Presumably, THIS image is AFTER the Fox make-up people get through with her.

YIKES!

This my friends, is the face of tolerance, diversity and a rational approach to politics.

5 posted on 09/04/2004 2:23:40 PM PDT by OriginalChristian (W04. The time is Right...)

Balok, from that one weird Star Trek episode.

6 posted on 09/04/2004 2:25:29 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)

To: doug from upland

hey doug can i swing by and take you to lunch you need to get out of the house now and again

Thanks your a funny man

7 posted on 09/04/2004 2:26:37 PM PDT by al baby (please only one screen name per person)

Balok, from that one weird Star Trek episode.

Yeah, dead on...the episode starred the kid from Flipper. Man, you are right...it is Blalok.

8 posted on 09/04/2004 2:27:05 PM PDT by TheGeezer (If only I had skin as thick as Ann Coulter, and but half her intelligence...)

That's what I was thinking. LOL

9 posted on 09/04/2004 2:27:13 PM PDT by WHBates

To: doug from upland

Now that is coyote ugly!!!!!

10 posted on 09/04/2004 2:27:43 PM PDT by democrats_nightmare

11 posted on 09/04/2004 2:28:43 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

12 posted on 09/04/2004 2:29:34 PM PDT by al baby (please only one screen name per person)

I do get out of the house sometimes. Actually, I go to the Mail Depot and mail books everyday. Why haven't you bought one?????

A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY

13 posted on 09/04/2004 2:31:45 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

we need a "babes of the DNC" thread, with this picture of estrich, the "howl" photo of tuh-RAY-zuh, and any available photo of bambi, the veep candidate . . . any more suggestions?

14 posted on 09/04/2004 2:33:43 PM PDT by smonk

To: doug from upland

15 posted on 09/04/2004 2:33:44 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

From the DFU ARCHIVES of three years ago --

MIDI - TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE

To all the liberal women folk…who are the butt of every joke
Thoughts of you make me sick…if naked, I’d run quick
You couldn’t pay me if I’m broke

You’re hideous both in and out…I’d rather have a case of gout
Than lie down next to you…oh no, what would I do
I’d shoot myself, there is no doubt

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the wretched lady RATS…who have rear ends that no man pats
The faces that I’ve seen…could turn men’s organs green
No, you gals ain’t no pussycats

May I suggest you do your hair…above your lip start using Nair
The moustache isn’t cute…you’ll never be a beaut
At least the kids you might not scare

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the female communists…at gunpoint I would still resist
Though your friends might not tell…your overwhelming smell
Is something that would not be missed

When you speak drivel’s what we hear…you always have an angry sneer
A burqa would be nice…I’d gladly pay the price
If you would wear it for a year

It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park

To all the cows of leftist bent…who never seem to get a gent
It’s time that you take stock…you’re so easy to mock
The reasons should be evident

You blame things on the USA…you’re in the spotlight everyday
We’ve really seen enough…you’re always in a huff
It’s time that you just go........away

16 posted on 09/04/2004 2:38:15 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

BWAAAAAA...MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 posted on 09/04/2004 2:43:19 PM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)

And to think, for several of them it is the best photo ever taken.

18 posted on 09/04/2004 2:49:29 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

Lord, she's scary!

Good parody, Doug.

19 posted on 09/04/2004 2:55:51 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)

To: doug from upland

ACK! They're all scary!

20 posted on 09/04/2004 2:58:23 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)

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