[doug from upland]

I do get out of the house sometimes. Actually, I go to the Mail Depot and mail books everyday. Why haven't you bought one?????

A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY

[al baby]

Hi Doug I just ordered your Book

I got ink on my hands my pen broke, then i licked the envelope and paper cut my tongue, then stubbed my toe going out the door, then i put the envelope in the out going slot thought to my self hey i will check. to see if I got any mail and broke my key in the lock

Disgusted I turned and went across the lawn for a shortcut to the garage to get some pliers and stepped in dog do do got to the garage to get pliers and clean my shoes and realized i was not wearing any hence the stubbed toe

turned the light on it blew out could not see reached for a rag and got stuned by the rat trap i had set said to my self hell i will just go back upstairs and clean up and get back on free republic sat down at the computer and i see my check to you still on the desk and said Oh shi+ i got to go down and break in to the out going mail thing or just start over so i clicked out of this window to go back to the order window it was the big x and I heard Goood by at the top of my computers lungs got back on line and finally got to this reply

Thanks Alot Doug