Kerry-Edwards Show in Springfield

[RockinRight]

John Kerry: Tereeezzzza! Toss me a life preserver, quick!

[elhombrelibre]

No, it's true. He was in Vietnam. Just ask him. He doesn't like to talk about it. But he will if you catch him in a pensive mood or after a drink when no one else is around.

[Martins kid]

You are right. There was no enthusiasm. It sounded like Kerry was speaking in slow motion. You know the old 45 record at 33. Even the Kerry supporters got bored and stood talking among themselves.

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Road to Nowhere
(Parody of Talking Heads "Road to Nowhere")
by Kevin L. Kitchens

The campaign's all but over, but you don't know what went wrong.
Your candidate is a loser, why'd you'd keep him for so long?
Cause you're blind to the real truth, don't confuse you with the facts.
Liberalism is dying, and it won't get back on track.

Yeah!

You're on the road to nowhere, Kerry's your guide.
You'll take the ride to nowhere, Teddy can drive.
Hillary's mad this morning, and so what's new?
You had a goal to socialize, and you failed, and you failed.

You're plummeting into nowhere, John's plans are dead.
Freefalling into nowhere, watch the road Ted!
Maybe '08 can save you, Hillary's turn.
If the public would only shut their eyes, believe your lies, believe your lies.

You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!

There's a line, it's very fine, your decency drops all the time, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
The White House is far away, it's getting farther day by day, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
Well we're sure you've got a plot, like your heart it's full of rot, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
Well we know just what you'll do, America you'll try to screw, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.

You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!

©2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved

[hershey]

that's 'babbling'. Ahem.

[Howlin]

Were any of those people bussed in? There were LOTS of Teamsters signs.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

He never mentions it.

[frankcastle]

They keep repeating about his service in Vietnam and he got a shrapnel in his rear end until everybody in the world knows about John Kerry.

[Martins kid]

Really poor turn out. That parking lot was only 2/3 full - and that included some curious Bush supporters. I suspected that they were getting a poor showing when they advertised ticket locations up to the last minute. We got there after Kerry started talking. Found an easy parking spot within sight of the podium. Stood on a railroad track and could see Kerry and Edwards. Traffic jam afterwards was quickly dispersed. In fact I've been to movies with slower traffic dispersal.

[elhombrelibre]

Are you kidding, a man like that is too modest to mention it. Ya know he was wounded too. Guys got three purple hearts. No one would ever know it but he's still got shrapnel in his buttocks.

[Kirkwood]

Edwards is thinking: "Why did I ever hook up with this loser?"

[Mo1]

Poor showing for Kerry supporters. Lots of empty space in main area. And they advertized free tickets in all sorts of places including a local Beauty Parlor.

Thanks for that info :0)

[Martins kid]

Didn't care to get that close. Hung out with the Bush folks on the fringe. Good company. There was this group of Pro-Life ladies that stood their ground when the Kerry supporters would give them a hard time. I really admired them.

[AF68]

"Maybe Jim Rassmann will reverse roles and pull SKerry out of the water."

Nah! Rassmann already did that for the Iowa Caucus.

[piasa]

playing with a dog catapault, so I hear.

[tiki]

People were saying he looked drunk or stoned and slurred his speech and didn't make sense. What was your take?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Because Edwards will soon be at the top of the ticket when Kerry is forced to withdraw in shame.

The big question is who will be his VP, Clinton?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Wait, He's a Vietnam Vet AND he was decorated for being wounded in action. If I was running for public office, I'd mention it once.

[Utah Girl]

Great graphic.

[not2worry]

and "There goes my political career"