"Pay no attention to the swarm of killer bees behind me! I promise that if they attack, I will respond with a level of force deemed appropriate by the International Community!"
Crack-ups ping!
Pics of today's kerry event in WA.
"Pay no attention to the swarm of killer bees behind me! I promise that if they attack, I will respond with a level of force deemed appropriate by the International Community!"
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed electorate, SVT would certainly want you to believe that I was not in Cambodia 30 years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost believed it myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed electorate, I have one final thing I want you to consider: This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a senator running for President, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that voting booth deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed electorate, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must vote for me! The defense rests.
Not the Pinko tie, again? It's like his Mao suit.
He's burnt toast!!!
Howdy duty......I'm John Kerry reporting for duty. I was a war hero before I was a war criminal. Did I mention that I served in Vietnam? I've got movies of my re-enactments to prove it. I have a secret plan to fix everything but you must elect me to hear it. I need your vote so I can do my duty. I'm John Kerry and I approved this message.
The fate of the world depends upon the ability of the American people to resist this barrage of propaganda.
Brilliant
http://users3.ev1.net/~d_c_lee/sonofatpatcher2/Kerry/KerrySkulls.jpg
James Warner POW in North Vietnam 8 minutes of POWERFUL INDICTMENT..!
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The Swiftboat Vets' second ad, released at the beginning of this week to play in Ohio, West Virginia and Wisconsin, features former POWs charging Kerry with betrayal for accusing them of war atrocities during his testimony to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in 1971. http://humaneventsonline.com.edgesuite.net/unfit_video2.html
Why does the truth about John Kerry's behavior in the Vietnam Era matter?
O He focused on it at the Democratic Convention
O He put political ambitions above the safety of soldiers and POWs who remained in Vietnam
O He painted an untrue, lasting negative image of Americans who served in Vietnam
O His betrayal of Vietnam Veterans shows that he is untrustworthy
I think he needs another botox treatment. He'd better be nice to Teresa so she'll pay for it.
Geeze.....what a f**king DORK!!!
You know, for such a brave and valiant war hero, he has perhaps the sloppiest salute I've ever seen.
GAG!!!!
What a ding-a-ling.
"In my meeting with General Abrams and Admiral Zumwalt on January 22, 1969,
I aggressively raised my hand, like this, to bluntly tell my superiors that their policies
to interdict Viet Cong supply lines were not working and needed to change. I have
that memory, which is seared - seared - in me. So why do my officer-peers say the
story was another 'Kerry-concocted lie'? Was it my fault that nobody called on me?"
