Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true of the crime of first-degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.
Posted on 08/24/2004 11:28:57 AM PDT by Willie Green
Just because you can't play...
I'm not sure clam-bumping is an Olympic sport.
"Oh, and you'll need about $2,000 in one dollar bills............."
Can I get a Govt grant for my research? If they pay to study cow farts, then my research is far more important in my quest to learn more about our "Humanity".
NEXT you're going to claim the Shryke Vainly Attempts to Escape the Cheerleaders 10 Hour Challenge a joke. Gimme a break Wonk. This is series.
Got any more pics of Gabby trying to wake you up?
OH MY!!! That's good porn!!! Owl_Eagle ”Guns Before Butter.”
I did like her little sidekick ...
Pay-per-view, m'friend. I'm Xena's business manager. We have a deal in the works for a special involving a light fixture, feathers, and a barrel of Cool Whip. Stay tuned...
"It is so totally clear. Straight guys want to mess around with lesbians so that when they are spent and are fast asleep, the women have something to do."
Or when the fun has ended, one woman can go fix him a snack and the other can vacuum or do dishes.
Wouldn't YOU like to know! ;)
Thanks.
A couple notes: Yes, I goofed and referred simply to "heterosexuals" in the context of male heterosexuality. Female heterosexuals are less turned on by observing female sexuality, of course.
There is also another distinction, too: In breast-feeding, a child learns to associate affection with meeting physical needs (i.e., hunger). For women, this comes from another woman. For men, this comes from a member of the opposite sex. Hence, it is also natural for heterosexual and presexual women to be much more comfortable expressing affection with members of their own gender. The affection can be sometimes confused with sexuality, even when there is no sexual drive. Hence, the phenomenon of "lipstick lesbianism."
In college, I was an all-too-safe male in a Catholic University with a conservative student body (read: significant numbers of students trying to remain chaste while learning their sexuality), and poor spiritual formation (read: Jesuit), in a sex-drenched age. There were things I witnessed about female sexuality which should never be witnessed.
Yes, you've identified my inspiration. God Bless Monty Python!
I'm guessing married life with a stripper isn't as great as most guys might fantasize.
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were they thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.
And changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and four-footed beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves. Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: For even their women did change the natural relations into that which is against nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves the recompense of their error which was met.
Who cares if they can play? Like we really care if jello wrestlers can really wrestle.
Or when the fun has ended, one woman can go fix him a snack and the other can vacuum or do dishes.
Just for comparison, if the '96 New York Yankees were that scantily dressed, the WS pitching-mound pile-on would resemble the South Park citizenry's attempt at preventing overpopulation.
No, then again... there's no way around the position of those women's legs. She's defintely positionned for receiving.
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