[Xenalyte]

This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true of the crime of first-degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.

[Shryke]

Yes, you've identified my inspiration. God Bless Monty Python!