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VAST RIGHT-NIPPLE CONSPIRACY
New York Post - Page Six ^
| 8/24/04
| Richard Johnson with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
Posted on 08/23/2004 11:21:13 PM PDT by kattracks
JANET Jackson claims the George Bush White House used her notorious "wardrobe malfunction" to distract the country from the war in Iraq. Speaking about the exposure of her breast during a Super Bowl performance with Justin Timberlake, the paranoid pop tart tells the October issue of Genre magazine: "I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment . . . I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."
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posted on
08/23/2004 11:21:13 PM PDT
by
kattracks
To: kattracks
Oh, dang, I just thought they were trying to make an excuse to post that pic again.
Oh well
2
posted on
08/23/2004 11:22:50 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: kattracks
Of course!!!! Thank God Janet Jackson, noted Philospher, pointed this out.
Good grief, the blather from the 'Beautiful People' could fertilize vast portions of the midwest.
3
posted on
08/23/2004 11:25:22 PM PDT
by
kb2614
( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
To: kattracks
Word is that they buffed up Jackson's last album and are going to re-release it. Probably didn't jump off the shelf the first time so the little 'ho is looking to stir up the silt again.
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posted on
08/23/2004 11:27:42 PM PDT
by
thegreatbeast
(Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
To: kattracks
From what I saw JJ couldn't distract Ellen Degenerate with that udder.
5
posted on
08/23/2004 11:27:44 PM PDT
by
ProudVet77
(Kerry is Toast du Francai')
To: ProudVet77
I just read somewhere where Degenerate is going to be in a remake of Oh God. Someone has a wicked sense of humor.
6
posted on
08/23/2004 11:30:06 PM PDT
by
thegreatbeast
(Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
"I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment." Your heart's retarded, hon.
7
posted on
08/23/2004 11:30:09 PM PDT
by
twgiles
To: kattracks
Its all Bush's fault. LOL
8
posted on
08/23/2004 11:33:10 PM PDT
by
sd-joe
(Bush has power, while Kerry has only ambition)
To: dila813
Still see her as the little stinky kid who lived next to JJ and Michael in Good Times. Why is she shit**g out of her mouth, to shift the news from her pedophile brother to the W.
9
posted on
08/23/2004 11:33:27 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore)
To: kattracks
10
posted on
08/23/2004 11:34:08 PM PDT
by
rawhide
To: kattracks
I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it." A Right nipple and a sweaty left-wing boob, brain cells not included. Coming to theaters soon!
11
posted on
08/23/2004 11:38:12 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Kerry couldn't have gone to Sears in Cambodia Christmas day! They were closed!)
To: kattracks
Great headline.....almost made this stupid story readable...Man the left has gone off its nut...so Have they jumped the shark yet?
12
posted on
08/23/2004 11:55:03 PM PDT
by
jnarcus
To: kattracks
And with Britney Spears, it was the LEFT one.
We sure have a couple of dumb boobs here.
13
posted on
08/23/2004 11:59:51 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: All
Okay...this is for real and sort of fitting to the title of this thread. During the last election one of the libertarian candidates in the southwest was a Native American activist. One of his pet issues (don't the libertarian candidates all have some) was that white people had caused Native American women to develop boy's nipples (I swear it's true).
He wanted to give Native American women back women nipples.
To: JoeSixPack1
When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."And when I see Janet Jackson saying what she is saying, well, that just confirms that, too. She indeed is such a loser that even flashing a freebie peek cannot revive her dead career. And she gets her political insight from Michael Moore. Yep. Liberal Hollywooder if I ever saw one...
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if that boob who married Terazza was the same boob who screwed up the landing gear on that plane. It's true that the three of them spent quite a bit of time together before it happened. He flys his own plane you know. takingoffmytinfoilhatnow
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posted on
08/24/2004 12:15:51 AM PDT
by
anglian
To: CWOJackson
Well, if that's all the trouble he's got in the world I'd say his life has been pretty darn easy. I promise I'll speak with Dr. Mephisto about backing off. In the meantime IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT BOO HOO, BOO HOO.
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posted on
08/24/2004 12:17:23 AM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(A Progressive is only a Liberal with an Earl Scheib paintjob.)
To: NaughtiusMaximus
The libertarian's name was Leon something I believe. He was a real fruitcake, along with the Spitting Druid and Blue Dyed Guy...a couple other of the more notable libertarian candidates for higher office.
To: NaughtiusMaximus
History Channel documentary 2010: The Boob That Blocked The Iraqi Invasion!
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posted on
08/24/2004 12:24:53 AM PDT
by
endthematrix
("We've come a long way from John Kerry reporting for duty to Miguel reporting for booty!")
To: kattracks
Janet...how did Dubya get you and Timberlake to set that up? I must have missed that part.
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posted on
08/24/2004 12:29:19 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(The Jackson Family: ...neat...sweet...petite.)
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