Okay...this is for real and sort of fitting to the title of this thread. During the last election one of the libertarian candidates in the southwest was a Native American activist. One of his pet issues (don't the libertarian candidates all have some) was that white people had caused Native American women to develop boy's nipples (I swear it's true).
He wanted to give Native American women back women nipples.
Well, if that's all the trouble he's got in the world I'd say his life has been pretty darn easy. I promise I'll speak with Dr. Mephisto about backing off. In the meantime IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT BOO HOO, BOO HOO.