Well, he does think he's King Sh**.
Yes, the house of the Royal Pain in the... line.
We're all descended from Adam and Eve. One's family history may be interesting, but it is of little or no value in determining who would be a good President - or for that matter, who would be a good ditch digger. In short, who gives a rat's arse!
The Laird of Newe? That is too good. If you ask me the title is hereditary. I think that should be JK's new moniker.
Wasn't America founded to get away from those people?
I didn't know Fantasy Island was a kingdom.
This just means that he is the end product of a thousand years of incest, inbreeding, murder, heresey, treachery and war mongering.
"Kerry Said to Have Many Ties to Royalty"
I'd guess Caligula.
I'm related to Martha Washington. Vote for me!
Whop de friggin do. If (god forbid) Nero Kerry is elected will he fiddle while the buildings burn after a terrorist attack? Is that his idea of a sensitive war on terror?
 Here's my idea. We get some of those brain scanners, and we install them over the voting booths. If the brain scanner detects that anyone is voting for any candidate... Bush, Kerry, or anyone else... on the basis of how many royal bloodlines they have, then a trap door opens up and they drop into a tank of sharks. |
No. That's Juan Carlos. He's the Spanish King
Another case of John Kerry being confused about who he is.
I just want to know which one is more French.
Please tell me he is not a Romanov. I will puke from here to Christmas!
Well, well, well. I have been saying for quite a while that he wants to be King, and will brook no dissent.
Gore stated he was Love Story, will Kerry state he is subject of the DaVinci Code ?
"Forbes was descended from William Forbes, the Laird of Newe, an extended family that included many baronets, Burke's Peerage said."
Technically, baronets are not aristocracy. A baronetcy is a hereditary knighthood. A knight is a commoner (unless they possess other titles as well).
King Henry VIII came up with the idea when he was short on cash (he spent a lot of time fighting with other countries, which gets expensive) and needed to figure out a new way to soak the middle class for more taxes. When someone is created a knight, he has to pay a tax (scutage) to the Crown. Henry started making a lot of merchants and others baronets, and gave them the welcome news along with a hefty tax bill. They were not happy with the idea at the time.
Pretty soon he'll start claiming he's the Queen of England.
Has anyone heard anything else about if Kerry is related to Franklin Peirce? I heard one story a couple of weeks ago. Because if he is than I am distantly related to him. (gasp)