[JustPiper]

Thats it!
When the Mosques are closed at night we'll open a lb of bacon and lay it in front of the entrance! Then we'll walk our dogs! Now, I'd best shut up!

[MamaDearest]

When the Mosques are closed at night we'll open a lb of bacon and lay it in front of the entrance! Then we'll walk our dogs

Snip with jihadi substituted for religion named: Jihadis are warned to beware of pure black dogs and pure black cats and pure black snakes. I've heard that they can put a spell on you... Jihadis believe that anyplace where there is any dog inside the house, the angels will leave the house...because it is an unclean animal. Angles will leave if there are any unclean animal...they will not go with you into a restroom because it is unclean....it is their nature...a matter of cleanness.

My word of advice: make sure it's not turkey bacon! Please note religious group unnamed - see link below for review:

Religious Group Litigates for Defamation