[Conspiracy Guy]

First Down Kerry




This is how I flew above, the jungles there in Nam.
I held the skid and fired my gun, bam bam bam bam bam.
We approached the landing zone, I was the first man down.
“First Down Kerry”, I was called, Air Cav had come to town.
I designed the Huie, the Cobra, the Jolly Green.
Still I went to fight VC, I was a lean machine.
Swift boats, choppers, bombers too, ah yes I did it all.
For four months I was busy, but still I took the call.
I served with honor, brave, and true, saved so many men.
Viet Nam is safer now, I would go back again.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/5/2004

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

He is going to land in what he is trying to sell us.
bullsh!T.

[Arrowhead1952]

Ain't no use in looking down,
Ain't no discharge on the ground.
Now how will I get out of Nam?

[Radix]

Published in Yale Daily News, October 31, 1971 Doonesbury by Gary Trudeau

 

I posted this in the Canteen but I thought it might be appreciated here as well. It is one of only a very few  Doonsebury strips that  I have read in many years.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Kerry entered and abandoned Vietnamese village and slaughtered domestic animals
owned by the civilians and burned down their homes with his Zippo lighter."


It only takes one idiot to raze a village!

(My original response!)

[Not A Snowbird]

Vey good!

[Lady Jag]

FIRST DOWN KERRY

HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

[DocRock]

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[Dr.Deth]

First Down? PUNT!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Pinging Mojo!

[Conspiracy Guy]

This tread needs another song.



"They Have No Brains in Lib America"

Sung to It Never Rains in California

Got on board a custom 757,
Kerry Edwards painted on the side for you,
All that talk about lib people, that the libs are sheeple.
It's true, man it's true.

Seems they have no brains in lib'ral America,
Seems that they're all dumber than an f'n door.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

I got the nod, the DNC said,
I've got no class, I've never led.
I'm so outclassed, I'm so inbred, I'm gonna get stomped.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

Need to tell the folks Bush lied and I'm a Hero,
I've flip flopped so long I don't know what's true>
I'll pay some lackies to surround me,
Some lackies to surround me.
I'm through, I'm so through.

Seems they have no brains in lib'ral America,
Seems that they're all dumber than an f'n door.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

Song suggested by lillybet

Conspiracy Guy 8/5/2004

[Conspiracy Guy]

I forgot to invite yall to my day long Kerry thread.

[Conspiracy Guy]

This thread needs another song.

John Kerry

Sung to Tom Dooley



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You’ve lied about your service,
Over in Viet Nam.
You twist your senate record,
We know that you’re a scam.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You said that you did war crimes,
Now you say you’re the man.
That has the right to lead us,
I do not think you can.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You’ve voted yes Iraq War,
Then turned and voted no.
Just what now do you stand for,
We’d really like to know.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/6/2004

[longfellow]

We have the wrong view of this guy. AS OF NOW I WANT JF KERRY for PRESIDENT! I want a president that will cut off a terrorists head and rape his body and then cut the ears off the decapitated head and then burn his village to the ground and kill his family and their dog while having no regard for rules of combat like this president we have now! These are terrorists and Kerry will treat abdul worse than charlie!!!And this is what Rush and Hannity should say on monday.