"Top Ten Reasons Why I Agree Enough With Our Jewish Friends Worldwide To Vote In An Online Presidential Poll On A Jewish Website (to the point where I think I might actually be Jewish)"
10.I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life in a Russian Gulag
9. I think Hitler was EXTREMELY misguided
8. I oppose a Palestinian homeland
7. I wouldn't want Hussein lobbing Scuds at me
6. I'm not all that fond of pork
5. I think Jackie Mason's funny
4. I hate getting up early Sunday morning to go to church
3. I'd hate for enemies from bordering countries to come streaming into my backyard
2. I'd leave the Democratic Party if I understood just how much they support terrorists
1. I'm waiting for a Messiah
LOL!!!!!
Sounds like you need a self-circumcision to complete the conversion.