[Conspiracy Guy]

Yes he did!


Kerry 2004

I want to be the President,
Though all know I can’t lead.
I really want the power though,
It’s really what I need.
I’ll lie and cheat and fabricate,
I’ll flip and flop for sure.
The left’s so dumb they’ll vote for me,
For stupid, there’s no cure.
George Bush lied, I’ll chant and sing,
Though I know it’s not true.
I love America I’ll say,
Another lie for you.
I’ll back the UN’s global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
We’ll even buy the bus.
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some right of passage.
You bet my name’s John Kerry,
And I approve this message.

Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004

[AmericanMade1776]

I have already freeped this poll, someone else posted it earlier.

[Jakenuts]

Bush McCain 2004! www.bushmcain2004.com

[RockinRight]

KEEP FREEPING! This thing's still over 50% yes.

[Admin Moderator]

I am a lifelong Republican, who voted for Bush in the last election, and was ready to vote for him again. However, John Kerry's moving speech has made me reconsider. As a combat veteran, he understands the costs of war, and wouldn't lead us into a quagmire like Iraq. He seemed 100% sincere in wanting to unite this country, which is badly needed now.

We get those, and we'll get more. I think they're genuinely surprised when the lightning strikes.

[reagan_fanatic]

(Sung to the tune of Ground Control to Major Tom):

"Spin Control to Major John
Spin Control to Major John
Pay your botox bill and put your pink tie on
Spin Control to Major John
Commencing campaign, fake smiles on
Check your flip-flops and may blind luck be with you."

(spoken) Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three (purple hearts), Two, One...

"This is Spin Control to Major John
You've really made the news
And the papers want to who cuts your hair
Now it's time to ditch the Clintons if you dare."

"This is Major John to Spin Control
I've really got 'em fooled
And the Blacks and Jews - they'll throw their votes away
But the polls look somewhat ominous today."

For here
Am I looking like a Clymer
Down go my polls
Guess I’ll move to France
while Edwards chases an ambulance.

"Though I've fell 10 points behind George Bush
I still think it's a go
And I wonder if Edwards thinks we've jumped the shark
Tell the Democrats I’ll lose the race -they know."

"Spin control to Major John
Your campaign's dead, there's something wrong
Do you concede now, Major John?
Do you concede now, Major John?
Can you hear me, Major John?
Can you...."

For here am I shuffling through my mansion
Far from ol' DC
Bush has won term two
And there's nothing I can do.

[Momaw Nadon]

FReeped and bumped!

[jamaly]

Definitely needs Freeping.

[YankeeDoodleBoy]

Have no clue. Was in the middle of performing a lobotomy on myself. Figured it was less painful than listening to Kerry.