LOL. You're right! Where the hell is Rambo? Where is Chuck Norris? Or even Gene Hackman? Stupid Bush. He's such a moron. The war would be over by now if he just sent in Arnold Schwarzenegger instead of 150,000 American soldiers. That's it, I'm voting for John Kerry. He'll capture Osama Bin Laden. After all, I hear he's a war hero.
And another thing. The Democrats are going to have to hide Ter-e-sa. She is a HUGE negative for them. Joe Sixpack is going to be turned off to the billionaire Eurotrash heiress who speaks 5 languages fluently, but has a thick accent. Not to mention, she's a weirdo. Yet, it won't matter how much they sit on her, because W is going to have Laura Bush front and center, and the absence of Zsa-Zsa will be obvious. Advantage Bush!
I'm voting for Kerry cuz he gave CPR to a Hamster and saved his life!!
Health care for ALL Hamsters.
Education for Hamsters.
Head Start for Hamsters.
After School Care for Hamsters.
Medicare for Hamsters.
Social Security for Hamsters.
Draft 40,000 Hamsters for the war on terror.
I'm voting for Kerry!! NOT!