"Senator Kerry now has my vote! Not only that, but it takes me 12 days to reproduce and I am going to make a lot of babies before November!"
I'm voting for Kerry cuz he gave CPR to a Hamster and saved his life!!
Health care for ALL Hamsters.
Education for Hamsters.
Head Start for Hamsters.
After School Care for Hamsters.
Medicare for Hamsters.
Social Security for Hamsters.
Draft 40,000 Hamsters for the war on terror.
I'm voting for Kerry!! NOT!
"Senator Kerry now has my vote! Not only that, but it takes me 12 days to reproduce and I am going to make a lot of babies before November!"