Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
From Tomkow6...
I came home from work the other day, sat down in my favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to Ms Feather, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
Ms Feather looked a little puzzled, but brought me a beer.
When I finished it, I said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time Ms Feather looked a little angry, but brought me a beer.
When it was gone, I said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You lazy bum! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave? Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
I sighed. "Oh hell, it's started."
LOL...MUD
"Williams demonstrated yesterday against Tampa Bay that he plans on doing exactly what he did as a head coach in Buffalo, as a defensive coordinator for the Titans, as one of Buddy Ryan's most highly regarded lieutenants. He attacks. This is how the Redskins produced four sacks against a veteran offensive team. It's how they allowed three points, a measly 30 yards rushing and a grand total of 169 yards. It's how they held one of the league's most accurate passers, Brad Johnson, to only one completion of more than 20 yards. It's how they held Tampa Bay without a first down for the first third of the game. It's like X-treme Defense."
Go Skins Go...MUD
RedHotChiliPeppers' "Californication"
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there
and
I don't mean on vacation
[Chorus]
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
[Chorus]
Pre...MUD
"Publicly Dan Rather's CBS colleagues are putting up a brave front as the disgraced newsman desperately tried again last night to defend himself against charges he used forged documents in a bid to discredit President Bush's military record. But at CBS headquarters in New York the anxiety level has hit the red zone, with even Rather's allies saying they're dazed and confused over his shaky performance. "I'm distressed," one longtime CBS correspondent, who asked not to be identified, told the New York Times.
Another network source described the atmosphere at Black Rock as one of "deep concern." "I'd say [it's] not panic," he quickly added. "We all want it to be right. Dan really put himself on the line and I can't imagine him knowingly defending something he knew not to be the case."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Another CBS source said there was increasing nervousness over the star anchorman's decision to stonewall on an independent investigation into his dubious Guard report. "I've talked to colleagues who would love to see more of a defense," he told the Times. Even Rather's longtime "60 Minutes" colleague, Mike Wallace, found it hard to defend his embattled co-worker. "I'm confused by some of what I've heard today," he offered, before insisting that if Rather's documents were indeed forged, it was an innocent mistake.
"You're dealing with genuine professionals. The last thing in the world that any of these people would want is to phony something," he told the Times.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FReegards...MUD
That is usually my cheer also.......except when they play Tampa....so I try to avoid watching those games.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
It was a really well-played, hard-fought game...kudos to yer Bucs...MUD
BTW..."You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!"
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Algore's a genteel woah-man...
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FReepers shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh...
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'...
Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice...
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
Mo said you needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD (08/07/2000)
Above all else though, been really amused at the complete absence of coverage this scandel's got from any of the eyeball's competitors at NBCABCCNN.
Talk about incest, talk about a VLWC.
...an unprecidented disgrace.
"Honor Roll for today: Trueblackman, hocndoc, Tax Relief, stand watie, marylander, Ligeia and daughter, Christopher Lincoln, hoodlum91, Landry Fan, Bob's Babe, dstarr, Ronald Wilcox, libstripper, Sgt. Bono, CaBornAmeriAsianinDC, Baseballmom, Nofel Al-Jazairi and son, and kristinn."
DeeCeeFReepers ROCK...MUD
BTW...Got ourselves some new DeeCee FReepers...very nice!!
Finally, one that I actually know the tune to!!!!!!
I'm musically challenged and generally have to read the song parodies more as poetry than music.
My husband is very understanding of me during the Buc/Skins games ....and never ever gloats....he also said it was a very goodo game.
Exactly...MUD
What kind of music do you like? Who are yer favorite artists? I'm sure I've got others you've heard of...MUD
I don't have any particularly favorite artists. I'm generally a talk radio/all news type person.....but since radio is slim in this area I listen to Country when in the car.
Country, you say?! How 'bout some Waylon?!
"John Ashcroft!!"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")
I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...
John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!
That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!
John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
Mudboy Slim (09/11/2002)
"Anchors Away"
Original Lyrics
Stand Navy down the field,
sails set to the sky.
We'll never change our course,
so Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll up the score, Navy,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail Navy down the field
and sink the Army,
sink the Army Grey.
Get underway, Navy,
Decks cleared for the fray,
We'll hoist true Navy Blue
So Army down your Grey-y-y-y.
Full speed ahead, Navy;
Army heave to,
Furl Black and Grey and Gold
and hoist the Navy,
hoist the Navy Blue
Blue of the Seven Seas;
Gold of God's great sun
Let these our colors be
Till all of time be done-n-n-ne,
By Severn shore we learn
Navy's stern call:
Faith, courage, service true
With honor over,
honor over all.
Revised Lyrics by George D. Lottman
Stand, Navy, out to sea,
Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course,
So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail on to victory
And sink their bones
to Davy Jones, hooray!
Anchors Aweigh, my boys,
Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys,
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore,
Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more.
Here's wishing you
A happy voyage home.
FReegards...MUD
But look, how about sending our friend the *demo* you sent me before plans are made?
It'd only be fair, y'know.
...he really oughta know what he's up against. {g}
"Fools FRY!!"
(To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!!
Justice keeps on flowing...
Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!!
Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's...
Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus)
Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre.
Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way,
Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!!
Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
(Chorus)
Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre...
Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!!
FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (02/06/2003)
I sing like an angel now...MUD
!!!!!!!!!!
free dixie,sw
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