Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[finnman69]

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!

[Rebelbase]

[thoughtomator]

Separated at birth?

[JRios1968]

We call that "Junk in the trunk." And it looks like it's true in more than one sense.

[OXENinFLA]

Tonight JOHN KERRY JUMPED THE SHARK!!

[Mo1]

OK, serious question: If kerry wasn't expected to be at the game, just who was supposed to throw out the first pitch?

My guess would be the Guardsman

And that would explain why he was the catcher

[Bob]

Is it me, or does it look like Terrorizza wants absolutely nothing to do with dorkboy in every published pic?

I'm no expert but her body language looks like it in just about every picture that I've seen of them together. She seems to fake a reasonable appearance for posed pictures but the unposed ones are a completely different story.

[aruanan]

Of course, the verb "to eat" probably has different connotations in 2004 than it had circa 1968.

Oh, I don't know. There were a lot back then.

[AndyJackson]

He refers to his itinerary as a policy?

Well, this is the Democratic MO. Hazel O'Leary's itineraries were about the only policy she had.

[NYCVirago]

I wanted to make sure that you saw my post #378 -- Kerry's visit was no surprise! The New York Times wrote about it on Friday.

[beyond the sea]

Somebody find a picture of Mary Jo Kopeckne (I don't know how to post images). That girl in the white top behind Kerry looks just like her!

Ghost of the past coming back to haunt him and his evil mentor!!!

[finnman69]

DORK ALERT!

[nwctwx]

rofl, that's a good one!

[Henchster]

1080i, it looks sweet, except when that liberal pansy and his wretched wife blur the screen.

[Mo1]

NYCV, Mo, you might be interested in this, too. Apparently Kerry was supposed to be in FL tonight, not at this game.

I saw ... thanks

Soooooo now we need to find out the real reason he flew back

[onyx]

How he can portray himself as an athlete is beyond me.

[MJY1288]

Notice the Soldier is gone?

[HRoarke]

That would be "You made me bounce that pitch, you son of a bitch."

[finnman69]

"HONEY, WAKE UP....you're snoring!"

[NavySEAL F-16]

Now, the press is pushing that the cheers equaled the boos. From Drudge!