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Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game
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Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69
Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!
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KEYWORDS: booed; clelandstylepitch; dork; girlieman; harhar; kerry; redsox; shoveit; sissy; snarfalert; sukka; throwlikeagirl; whataboner; wildpitch; wimp; yankees
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To: finnman69
OMG! It looks from this photo like he got a
running start from the pitcher's mound and
only released from there.
"Look at me! I'm coming at you!
You will not hit my pitch!
What a pansy.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:44:17 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.)
To: isthisnickcool
After Kerry's prostate surgery other Heinz staff members said that Mr. Morton held Kerry's penis while Kerry was urinating during his "revovery". Mr. Morton is also a trained nurse and checks Mr. Kerry's prostate every night. For some reason Kerry has never told Mr. Morton his prostate was removed. That's funny as hell!!!
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:44:44 PM PDT
by
sinkspur
(There's no problem on the inside of a kid that the outside of a dog can't cure.)
To: hole_n_one
To: al baby
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:44:48 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: evad
Just one question.. can you be THAT UGLY and still be a girlie-man?
Sure. Bela Abzug was one. Remember that joke? What's the difference between Bela Abzug and a bowling ball?
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:44:58 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Dog Gone
Remember the perfect strike Bush threw at Yankee Stadium? We have the makings of a campaign commercial here... Too easily defused. Remember when George HW Bush (41) blew it completely throwing out a first pitch? And he had played Varsity Baseball in college.
So9
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:45:37 PM PDT
by
Servant of the 9
(Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
To: hole_n_one
that was an amazing force out by Posada
287
posted on
07/25/2004 5:45:37 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: hole_n_one
Dear Mr. Kerry,
HEY, I'm crying FOUL! You have made 11 trips to Ohio, this is like your second home! You should be attending an Indians game, to bring them luck.
Signed,
A Diehard Reds Fan
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:45:44 PM PDT
by
LisaMalia
(In Memory of Sgt. James W."Billy" Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
To: OXENinFLA
Teraze Should Have Thrown Out the First Pitch
289
posted on
07/25/2004 5:45:58 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
To: hole_n_one; All
And then he pointed at the Soldier-- and it looked less like a salute to the soldier and more like an "It's your fault I screwed up the pitch" move.
Not good!!!!
To: Semper Paratus
I'll bet Eddie Yost's autographed Red Sox jersey that Kerry doesn't last the 7th evening stretch. Didn't he say at one point that Eddie was his favorite BoSox player? I've read elsewhere that Eddie never played for Boston, only coached. Is he really dumb enough to make such an easily verified mistake?
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:25 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: finnman69
I thought Kerry had surgery on his shoulder.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:34 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Bob
Maybe Ron Reagan has been giving him pitching lessons. :=) Bwahahahah!
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:45 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
To: lainie
Breaking.....Hope Matt picks up this story
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:49 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: ChadGore
That putz isn't even on the mound . . . and he missed ?"I threw a perfect pitch. That son-of-a-bitch catcher just missed it!"
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:53 PM PDT
by
CFC__VRWC
( "While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future. " - R. Reagan)
To: Baynative
and I bet you W was wearing a vest under that jacket.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:46:59 PM PDT
by
petercooper
(In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
To: OXENinFLA
"Terayza, I have you in my 'love grip' now. Clearly you ARE coming along."
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:47:00 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.)
To: OldFriend
On the contrary, media reported they did not have extra security so as not to tip off that Kerry was going to be the surprise guest. This was no surprise. I posted earlier that I heard several days ago that Kerry was going to be at the game. The only "surprising" thing about this was him throwing out the first pitch.
To: Petronski
ROFL. dead on on the gawwwwddammmed chardonay.
Does Teresa even know what baseball is? She's probably a cricket fan.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:47:45 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: hole_n_one
Does SugarMama ever open her eyes? I
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