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SANDY BERGER TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY--WILL SHOW HE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE
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Posted on 07/24/2004 6:20:48 AM PDT by Liz

Hoping to resurrect his government career, and bowing to liberal concerns that he may have compormised his "perfect" image, Sandy Berger announced, at a joint press conference with Hugh Hefner, that he will pose nude for Playboy's November issue.

"Sandy needs to show he has nothing to hide, " Hefner said.

"This is the only way I can show my national security credentials are still intact, " Berger said. "I am deeply appreciative to Hugh and the entire staff at Playboy for giving me the opportunity to show readers what I'm made of," Berger added.

The timing of the Berger unveiling in the November issue is to take advantage of the presidential election Playboy officals said.

"We think Sandy in the altogether draped with flag bunting will show how patriotic he is, " the Playboy added.

Still to be worked out are the venues for the stripped-down Berger photos.

Plans to use the National Archives secure rooms are being considered with Berger posed on the self-same table where he stole security documents.

"One photographer wants to have Top Secret stamped all over Sandy's body to underscore the seriousness of the photo shoot," Hefner said after being roused from his hourly sexual interlude.

"The prolific use of socks is also planned. After all Sandy made the bigtime stiffing---oops I mean stuffing-- top secret documents into his socks," he added.

Berger said he agred to do the photo shoot as long as safe sex was emphasized and phone numbers of all Planned Paretnhood abortion clinics were featured in the story.

"After all, safe sex is more important than a safe America," Berger said.


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To: Happy2BMe

Now that is really sick.

http://www.noedesign.com/dev/KerryEdwards/index.html


81 posted on 07/25/2004 2:26:56 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Inability to recognize the serious crimes done by the Bergular are symptons of Mad Troll Disease!)
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To: Grampa Dave
LOL! Thanks. I sent them to your Freepmail! :^D

82 posted on 07/25/2004 2:31:10 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Liz; Hildy; doodlelady; SoCalPol; Brad's Gramma

ROTFLOL!
Liz you have out done yourself and
THAT is going some! I am nearly in hysterics.


83 posted on 07/25/2004 3:07:11 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry '04: The Sears Tower is just an eyesore.)
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL!


84 posted on 07/25/2004 3:07:58 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry '04: The Sears Tower is just an eyesore.)
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL....great.

Thank God he's dressed.

I was so afraid we'd have to look at Berger superimposed with skin showing.


85 posted on 07/25/2004 3:13:33 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
hehe! I had another pic that I thought about using, but would have had
to use the files to do some 'covering up', if ya know what I mean. :^D

86 posted on 07/25/2004 3:28:08 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: onyx
:^D

87 posted on 07/25/2004 3:32:04 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Berger with cleavage......yuck, gag and hurl.


88 posted on 07/25/2004 3:32:30 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
hehe! :^)

89 posted on 07/25/2004 3:37:29 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
LOL, LOL, LOL...
YUkkkKK...Cool Body, but please Meek, the face has gotta go. Heh, heh.
90 posted on 07/25/2004 3:40:07 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió.)
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To: Smartass
hehe! :^)

91 posted on 07/25/2004 3:57:32 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; devolve; Smartass; Happy2BMe; PhilDragoo

Wow! Kerry could have used that 'hair' when he was in his yellow and orange speedo, sitting on his yellow and orange 7 thousand dollar bike!!


92 posted on 07/25/2004 7:45:35 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: MeekOneGOP; Grampa Dave; Smartass; devolve; PhilDragoo
OMG! Slick Bill's probably "Been There - Done That!"


93 posted on 07/25/2004 7:46:44 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
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To: All

This is a riot....a woman named Sandy Berger mentioned the Playboy post. Her letter about receiving emails meant for Pantload Berger is posted.


94 posted on 08/05/2004 8:59:30 AM PDT by Liz
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