Berger shopped into this might be good for a laugh.
Posted on 07/24/2004 6:20:48 AM PDT by Liz
Hoping to resurrect his government career, and bowing to liberal concerns that he may have compormised his "perfect" image, Sandy Berger announced, at a joint press conference with Hugh Hefner, that he will pose nude for Playboy's November issue.
"Sandy needs to show he has nothing to hide, " Hefner said.
"This is the only way I can show my national security credentials are still intact, " Berger said. "I am deeply appreciative to Hugh and the entire staff at Playboy for giving me the opportunity to show readers what I'm made of," Berger added.
The timing of the Berger unveiling in the November issue is to take advantage of the presidential election Playboy officals said.
"We think Sandy in the altogether draped with flag bunting will show how patriotic he is, " the Playboy added.
Still to be worked out are the venues for the stripped-down Berger photos.
Plans to use the National Archives secure rooms are being considered with Berger posed on the self-same table where he stole security documents.
"One photographer wants to have Top Secret stamped all over Sandy's body to underscore the seriousness of the photo shoot," Hefner said after being roused from his hourly sexual interlude.
"The prolific use of socks is also planned. After all Sandy made the bigtime stiffing---oops I mean stuffing-- top secret documents into his socks," he added.
Berger said he agred to do the photo shoot as long as safe sex was emphasized and phone numbers of all Planned Paretnhood abortion clinics were featured in the story.
"After all, safe sex is more important than a safe America," Berger said.
damn, where's that barf bag when I need it? I'd rather see Helen Thomas naked. < /shivers >
Helen Thomas nude? Man, that does give one pause.
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This just in.
The thought of seeing Sandy Berger's "credentials" is most frightening!! Will Hillary! give them back long enough for the photo shoot?
hehe !I did some searching and waded through the Internet 'muck' but found something to use for the pic.
While I was doing that, my buddy called and told me he thinks he found a cheap clothes dryer for me. Mine went out a week ago. So I'm going to have to go over there shortly to look at it and then we'll bring it back to my place on a trailer my buddy has.
So it'll probably be tomorrow before I can get it done.
C'mon Meek, you can come up with a photoshopped Berger posing for Playboy.I bet Phil could do that justice, perhaps ?? ;^D
Berger shopped into this might be good for a laugh.
Don't worry about it.......Sandy's "security credentials" are nothing to speak of.....LOL.
Oh yeah, Phil, I plumb forgot about him.
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Rumor has it that one of the documents Berglur "lost" from the National Archive is a photo session of him, Edwards, Kerry, and Clinton all butt-naked and all in a circle around the desk in the Oval Office doing a circle j***.
Anybody seen em'?
This is really "fertile" ground for you creative types.
Gee, was this posted on CCN or Franken's website?
HEAR NO EVIL
SPEAK NO EVIL
SEE NO EVIL
I'M EVIL
Hillary hid those Rose Law Firm records for years. We maybe slowly finding out where she stowed them. A picture of that may not be pretty...
Oh, Lord now we know why Sandy always had that self-satisified look on his puffy face.
Hillary was always sticking her hands in his "lockbox" to make sure the files were there.
No and it better not be. This is exclusive to FR only.
I thought Berger was aiming for the Rolling Stone cover and pull an Al Gore.
Oh yeah, I seen that........the pic included Moanica holding a cigar.
That's next on Sandy's path to resurrect his career so's he can get back into the WH.
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