Black XXVII: "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"

MUD's Fertile Cranial Cavity ^ | 21 May 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a mistake he made almost sixty years ago, and has atoned for it since."

Don't you ever wonder how many lynchings he participated in?

But as long as he said he was sorry and promised to legislate evermore Socialism, he's just peachy-keen, eh?!

LOL...yer hypocrisy is showing, Lefty...MUD

[SamFromSC]

Reagan's tax cuts led to the longest peace-time period of economic growth in history.

Mud tried that line on me earlier, and it didn't work then either. The longest peace-time period of economic growth in our history happened under Clinton's watch.

If the tax cuts were so effective, then why did Reagan feel the need to enact two large tax increases (one of them bigger than Clinton's tax increase) soon afterwards to curtail its effects?

The fact that a democrat spend-thrift congress was able to increase spending at four times the rate of revenue growth made our deficit emormous.

And which "democrat spend-thrift congress" would you be referring to?

And the so-called clinton belt-tightening that you mentioned only came about after a GOP congress cut up his credit card.

Au contraire, mon ami. Clinton's Balanced Budget Act came before the 1994 midterm elections, and the "Contract With America" GOoPers attempted to dismantle it because it stood in the way of massive tax cuts for their wealthy friends. They were able to tear apart Hillary's universal health care initiative, but not the balanced budget act.

[SamFromSC]

Wow, a graphic from the website of a loony, tin-foil-hat, delusional organization still committed to the now thoroughly discredited AWOL lie. That should do wonders for your credibility here.

Oh, I had no credibility here to begin with, so I'm not worried. =)

If it's so discredited, then why don't we know where Bush was for an entire year? And why is he still lying about it?

[SamFromSC]

Don't you ever wonder how many lynchings he participated in?

No, because he didn't participate in any. That's long since been put to rest.

[Mudboy Slim]

"So you're OK with allowing widespread starvation, civil rights abuses, AIDS and other VD epidemics around the world to go on, and have no organization in place to do anything about it?"

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I said, numbnutz!! You actually believe the United Nations promotes civil rights?! LOL...how naive are you?! The vast majority of Countries represented at the UN are totalitarian regimes in which Human Rights are whatever the DictatorDuJour decides they are!! You gotta git yer head outta the NWO clouds, dude.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...which "democrat spend-thrift congress" would you be referring to?"

Yer right...every DemonRAT Congress has been more "spend-aholic" than "spend-thrift"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clinton's Balanced Budget Act came before the 1994 midterm elections, and the "Contract With America" GOoPers attempted to dismantle it because it stood in the way of massive tax cuts for their wealthy friends. They were able to tear apart Hillary's universal health care initiative, but not the balanced budget act."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yer delusions are easily disproved by the evidence at hand!! Yer just plain delerious, dude...very little of what you believe is even remotely related to reality!!

SHEEEESH...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I had no credibility here to begin with, so I'm not worried. =)"

LOL...word.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...he didn't participate in any."

So says the KuKluxKlanner...but why would you inherently trust the words of a KKKer?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

Five Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD (2/10/2002)

[SamFromSC]

Gotta go now, but before I do, I'd just like to direct your attention to the scoreboard:

Current EV projection: Kerry 301, Bush 237.

[Mudboy Slim]

YOUR scoreboard, like any this early, is meaningless...Dubyuh'll win by well over 100 EVs. Reagan's passing has sealed the DemonRATS doom!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")

Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime...
DemonRATS back-trackin'!!
Empty souls...evil hearts... Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!

Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!!
Talkin' Slick's Conviction...
No one cares...Press went South...
Ignorin' Left's Vile Corruption!!
Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!!
A Cultural Revolution!!

FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!!
Right shall win this fight!! ...ahhhhh...
RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh...
Left's Hell shan't kill Our Nation!! ...ahh henh...

Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
Mudboy Slim...DETHRONE Slick!!!
Hunt Slick like a hawk!!

Talkin' Incarceration...
Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!!
Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!!
Voting Right's Our Action!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!

Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)

[Mudboy Slim]

The Cure's "Killing an Arab"

Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
I can see his open mouth
But I hear no sound
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

I can turn
And walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I chose
It amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

I feel the steel butt jump
Smooth in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes
Of the dead man on the beach
The dead man on the beach

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

The Reagans

They met in nineteen fifty one,
They wed in fifty-two.
He was the kindest loving man,
That Nancy ever knew.
She gave up acting to stay home,
As mother and as wife.
She stuck with Ronald, thick and thin,
They built a happy life.
Oh sure there were some trying times,
But they still had a plan.
Together they would face the world,
She stood beside her man.
With her support, he did become,
The best that he could be.
It was their strong relationship,
That made them strong, you see.
For all those years she held his hand,
Stayed by him till the end.
The greatest gift we have on earth,
Is having a true friend.

Conspiracy Guy 6/7/04



5 posted on 06/08/2004 9:19:05 AM EDT by Conspiracy Guy

[Mudboy Slim]

Great job, CG!! And thanks fer sharing, Sultan...MUD

[SamFromSC]

So says the KuKluxKlanner...but why would you inherently trust the words of a KKKer?!

Because I'm a Christian. I tend to take people at their word unless I have a good reason to do otherwise. And just because someone belonged to the KKK some 60 years ago doesn't make him a liar.

Show me evidence that Byrd participated in lynchings back in the '40's, and I'll change my tune. Otherwise, he's innocent until proven guilty.

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Patriot Looks at Forty"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")

C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call.
Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!!
Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!

Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing...
Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures,
[Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!!
Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...

Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late...
MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under...
To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!"
Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!

Right's done with meekly strugglin'...I've kicked my share of a$$!!
Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...but Right'll devolve Power en masse!!
Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemonRATS' time has passed!!

Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks...
I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!!
But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'...
Gotta FReep fer Justice again!!
Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!

(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)

Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile.
Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial...
Some even managed to smile...)=^D!!
We'll change their minds, just takes a while.

C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!!
Constitutional Powers beats Clinton's sedition...Slick Killed Ron Brown!!
Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down...
MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!!

FReegards...MUD

[SamFromSC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yer delusions are easily disproved by the evidence at hand!! Yer just plain delerious, dude...very little of what you believe is even remotely related to reality!!

OK, disprove them, then. I lived through that time and remember it all going down, so I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Of course, if *you* were on some alternate plane of reality trying to impeach Clinton from the beginning, I can't help that. =)