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Black XXVII: "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
MUD's Fertile Cranial Cavity ^ | 21 May 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 05/21/2004 10:31:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Free Republic; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; War on Terror
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To: FBD

Lest We Forget ~ Bump!


121 posted on 05/27/2004 10:38:02 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: tentmaker; sultan88; Landru; jla; FBD; Liz; Grampa Dave
"The Black Paper: Detering Libya's WMD Program!!"

"Is Qaddafi Deterrable?

Qaddafi has frequently been characterized by Western governments as being irrational or insane. His policies often seem senseless and counterproductive. His most brazen acts of terror—the Pan Am and UTA bombings—are nihilistic and self-destructive. He has used chemical weapons; he continuously defies international norms; he sponsors terrorist groups. For these reasons, he might be deterrable only to a degree. A study of Qaddafi’s personal history does not show a leader who is willing to go down in flames for his beliefs, but one who has repeatedly modified his ideology to safeguard his position as the Leader of the Revolution. His variable standing on Islam, for instance. When it was necessary to legitimize his ideology, he embraced Islam and was an enthusiastic proponent of strict Koranic law. But when the Muslim clerics criticized his Third Universal Theory, arguing that it was counter to Islamic doctrine, Qaddafi jailed them and proclaimed that, with Islam, people could speak directly with Allah and therefore did not require clergymen as intermediaries. Qaddafi, although complicated and difficult to read, seems to possess a degree of pragmatism. He will adjust the mix of his ideology—a little socialism one day, some Islam the next, a heavy dose of populism—to keep the revolution (i.e., his life and power) alive. He is not likely to do anything that will destroy all he has worked for. Hobbled by UN sanctions and his pariah status, he appears to have come around to the view that conciliatory diplomacy might be more effective in furthering Libya’s influence than proclamations of support for terrorists and revolutionaries."

Considering this was written in 2000, it's pretty prescient...MUD

122 posted on 05/27/2004 12:08:47 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
U2's "Boy" Lyrics!!

Gonna FReep some Bono...MUD

123 posted on 05/27/2004 12:22:24 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

U2's "I Will Follow!!"

I will Follow...

I was on the outside when you said
You said you needed me
I was looking at myself
I was blind, I could not see

A boy tries hard to be a man
His mother takes him by his hand
If he stops to think he starts to cry
Oh why

If you walkaway, walkaway
I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow

I was on the inside
When they pulled the four walls down
I was looking through the window
I was lost, I am found

Walkaway, walkaway
I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow
If you walkaway, walkaway,
I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow
I will follow

Your eyes make a circle
I see you when I go in there
Your eyes, your eyes...

If you walkaway, walkaway
I walkaway, walkaway..I will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow

I will follow
I will follow...

Pre...MUD


124 posted on 05/27/2004 12:24:42 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; Landru; sultan88; jla; FBD; Flora McDonald; iceskater; ForGod'sSake; scholar
"Americans to Pause 60 Seconds to Remember Fallen Heroes on Memorial Day"

"White House officials are asking all Americans worldwide to pause for 60 seconds at 3 p.m. local time May 31 – Memorial Day – to honor America's fallen and to recognize veterans and today's servicemen and women, particularly those serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. This doesn't mean coming to a screeching halt if you're driving a car, said Carmella LaSpada, director of the White House Commission on Remembrance. "Just turn on your headlights for a moment," she added. "The legacy of those who died to make this country better is something that can strengthen and unite us."

FReegards...MUD

125 posted on 05/28/2004 6:15:38 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; scholar
"This doesn't mean coming to a screeching halt if you're driving a car, said Carmella LaSpada, director of the White House Commission on Remembrance."

Quite insightful she felt it necessary to have to say something like that, eh?

About says all that needs saying concerning where this society's at, today.

...truly doomed.

126 posted on 05/28/2004 6:25:02 AM PDT by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Landru
LOL...they're covering their arses against liability fer some STOOOOPID DemonRAT starting a mass pile-up on one of the interstates!! Sure, RATS're ignorant...but it's OUR JOB to make them less so.

FReegards...MUD

127 posted on 05/28/2004 6:32:15 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"LOL...they're covering their arses against liability fer some STOOOOPID DemonRAT starting a mass pile-up on one of the interstates!! Sure, RATS're ignorant...but it's OUR JOB to make them less so."

"Our"?
You speak for yourself, sonny boy.
My time's *mine*, it's valuable, & I'll spend it as I see fit, OK?

In this case that *ain't* spending one nanosecond of it attempting to educate what're to me, "Hopeless & Voluntary Morons" better known by the acronym, "HVM."
See?

Besides, are you sure it's only the 'Rats who need such assinine prompting from the Big Kahuna in DC?
What makes you think it'll only be the ignoramouse 'Rats screwing up?

Sorry, there's plenty of stupidity to go around based *solely* on what I can see happening on any day of the week.

...don'tcha think?

128 posted on 05/28/2004 6:45:47 AM PDT by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Landru
ROFL...I KNEW you were gonna go off on "OUR JOB"...that's why I made 'em all capitals...MUD

BTW...it is "OUR JOB" if we wanna leave this world with a better America than when we got here.

129 posted on 05/28/2004 7:01:50 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; M. Thatcher; holdonnow
"Al Gorem!!"

ROFLMAO...MUD

130 posted on 05/28/2004 7:11:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: kristinn; Angelwood; tgslTakoma; BillF; sauropod; Pippin; staytrue; leadpenny; ironman
"Rumble at Rumsfeld's House!! (5 June 2004...2-5 P.M.)"

WOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...MUD

131 posted on 05/28/2004 7:15:52 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
That's great.

Would've been funnier yet had there been *two* Golum-like characters squating and ranting at each another.

One of course the Gorebot; but, the other would have to be the one & only original James "Serpent Head" Car-Vile.

...that'd have worked for me.

132 posted on 05/28/2004 7:26:12 AM PDT by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; MoJo2001; ohioWfan; lowbridge; Brad's Gramma; Iowa Granny; Reagan Man
"Right's Empowered!!"
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow!!")

Right shall follow...

I am from the RightWing, RINOs say,
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!

Mudboy tries hard to make a stand...
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRODE this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATS always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!

DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Dude, win the day...win the day...Right will follow!!

DubYOO, cut today...cut today...
Yeah, Left'll cave...Left'll cave...Right's Empowered!!"

I am from the Far Right...
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!

Lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

RATS' lies show no wisdom...
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATS lie!! Left lies!! RATS spy!! yea yea...CONSPIRE!!

DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Yeah, cut today...cut today...Right Shall Follow!!

FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!!
Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!

Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!

Mudboy Slim

133 posted on 05/28/2004 7:39:35 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Diva Betsy Ross
Hey MUD.......I love your tunes, but I got a problem with something.

You say that the President has to EARN your vote by doing some conservative things, but at the same time you say this country can't survive JfK (and it can't).

Hasn't he earned your vote by protecting us from grave danger and mass death?

Hasn't he earned your vote by strengthening and supporting the military?

Hasn't he earned your vote with strong pro-Life positions and strong pro-family, moral stances?

Hasn't he earned your vote by behaving honorably and with dignity, telling the truth, and telling it straight?

Why does he have to DO anything specific to guarantee your vote in November? Where is the line for you? How many things does he have to do that agree with you before he 'earns' your vote? (You know that I don't agree with everything he's done either........)

You know I love you, MUD, but you're not making sense here.

134 posted on 05/28/2004 7:59:03 AM PDT by ohioWfan (BUSH 2004 - Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: SamFromSC

Howdy, Lefty...MUD


135 posted on 05/28/2004 11:47:06 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: ohioWfan
"I got a problem with something. You say that the President has to EARN your vote by doing some conservative things, but at the same time you say this country can't survive JfK (and it can't)."

Fortunately fer me, I live in Virginia, where we ALWAYS give our electoral votes to the GOP candidate fer POTUS. Dubyuh will get Virginia's 13 electoral votes this November as well. My vote will not impact the election one way or the other.

"Hasn't he earned your vote by protecting us from grave danger and mass death? Hasn't he earned your vote by strengthening and supporting the military? Hasn't he earned your vote with strong pro-Life positions and strong pro-family, moral stances? Hasn't he earned your vote by behaving honorably and with dignity, telling the truth, and telling it straight?"

I am a LOYAL supporter of Dubyuh on all these issues; however, when it comes to the issue of the Size and Scope of the Federal Leviathan, I reckon I'm sorta stubborn on that.

"Why does he have to DO anything specific to guarantee your vote in November? Where is the line for you? How many things does he have to do that agree with you before he 'earns' your vote? (You know that I don't agree with everything he's done either........)"

I've been working fer 20 years to get to a point where we have a GOP Congress and a GOP White House simultaneously. Then, when we finally accomplish that, I am struck by the FACT that Federal spending has grown 24% in three years. Adding 24% to an already HUGHly-bloated Federal Leviathan is like spitting in my face. I don't like it when anybody spits in my face, not even Dubyuh!!

"You know I love you, MUD, but you're not making sense here."

I love you, too, ma'am, and hope this has somehow clarified my position. Considering the fact that I've voted Reagan/Bush/Bush/Dole/Bush since I've been eligible, I'm not taking this stance lightly. I realize this is an important election, but Dubyuh knows how to earn my vote...the next move's his.

Think about it, ma'am...if we froze Federal spending fer the next three years, we'd still have grown the Federal Leviathan by 4% per annum (24%/6 years). Too much growth fer me, but acceptable considering the present political climate!!

FReegards...MUD

136 posted on 05/28/2004 12:05:16 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: conservativemusician; Landru; Mia T; joanie-f; FBD; ForGod'sSake; Jeff Head; Dukie; ohioWfan

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATS love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Sliuck's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really good...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

FReegards...MUD (5/08/2004)


137 posted on 05/28/2004 12:32:04 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
I agree with everything you say about the size of government and the fact that Bush has made it bigger.

Where you still lose me is any hesitation of voting for him when you know that the alternative is unthinkable.

I also agree with voicing displeasure, but in the voting booth, it's all about the survival of this nation, IMO.

It won't matter how much we spend on prescription drugs and education if we're all dead.

138 posted on 05/28/2004 12:44:56 PM PDT by ohioWfan (BUSH 2004 - Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; MoJo2001; bentfeather

Any of y'all heard this tune afore?! If so, I'd appreciate a link via FReepMail...

"Mr.Disappointment"
by Neil Young

Where did all the feelings go?
What about that happy glow?
Was that so long ago,
When we were first in love?

I didn't feel the change,
Everything was still the same.
And when that moment came,
I didn't know.

I miss the feeling,
I miss the light,
But I got faith in something,
I'll never give up the fight.

Why's it so heavy,
This love of mine,
I lost the feeling,
I lost the time.

I'd like to shake your hand,
Disappointment.
Looks like you win again,
But this time might be the last.

Let's say I got a habit,
Let's say it's hard to break,
Let's say we got to do something,
Before it's just too late.

I want to get you back,
I don't know how to do that,
I miss you loving me,
The way you used to.

I'm taking the blame myself,
For livin' my life in a shell,
And now I'm breakin' out,
But will you still be there?

Let's say that love is blind,
Let's say that time is kind,
Let's say that it's not over,
'Til it's over.

I'd like to shake your hand,
Disappointment.
Looks like you win again,
But this time might be the last.

I'm saving the best for last,
Let's leave this all in the past,
The beauty of loving you,
Is what we've both been through.

So now it's up to me,
To set your spirit free,
So you can swing again,
On our gate.

I'd like to shake your hand,
Disappointment.
Looks like you win again,
But this time might be the last.

Pre...MUD


139 posted on 05/28/2004 6:36:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: ohioWfan

Believe me, my FRiend, we are both fightin' on the same side of the Good Fight...MUD


140 posted on 05/28/2004 6:40:41 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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