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James Lileks: Worst Rock Song Ever? Give This a Spin
The Minneapolis/St Paul Star Tribune ^
| April 25, 2004
| James Lileks
Posted on 04/24/2004 3:46:43 PM PDT by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc
To: College Repub
"The Safety Dance " has got to be in here someplace!
Of course, I had to keep my sanity with that song's existance years ago, by renaming it "Is It Safe to Dance?", with lyrics that went something like this...
You couldn't dance if you had to
'cos you haven't any britches on
And if you tried to dance without any pants
They'd bust you 'fore your dance was done
And you couldn't dance if you had to
In a tight bikini thong
'cos if you tried to dance in tight underpants
They'd know you haven't got a wong
So is it safe to dance?
It isn't safe to dance...
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:24:07 PM PDT
by
LRS
To: RightWingAtheist
only if Barney's take on "this old man" is acceptable to the list.
I mean, kids' show tunes are a whole 'nother league
323
posted on
04/24/2004 8:24:49 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: weegee
HA!HA!...What the hell, was he thinking, when he recorded it...more to the point, What was I thinking..I've heard it before...and I was Warned. :/
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:25:26 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: cowtowney
LOL!
That's why it said "The worst song is right here"
325
posted on
04/24/2004 8:26:52 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ...( Azadi baraye Iran)
To: quidnunc
Two come to mind:
Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy
1910 fruitgum company
Dizzy...Tommy Roe
Make that 3..anything by "The Archies"
To: right way right
"Are We Not Men? We Are Devo!"
327
posted on
04/24/2004 8:28:51 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ...( Azadi baraye Iran)
To: Euro-American Scum
Well, I think "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" must get an exemption because of this line:
If I could move, I'd get my gun, and put her in the ground.
Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town.
I mean, contemplating homicide to a beat and a tune has to count for something, doesn't it?
To: dancusa; Rightwing Conspiratr1
ok, you had to go there...
*dredging memory for painful hidden things no man should admit to remembering... soap operas... early 80s... oh, yes, called General Hospital... A main character, died somehoworother, beloved of all dippy little girls, affianced to some curlyheaded blonde moron... named LUKE! that's right... so her name was...*
LAURA.
I do not recall who did it, actually I am blessed ot not remember even the tune, but I do remember how bitterly I loathed it and its ghastly popularity.
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:31:08 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: inkling
I have a greeting card that says, "It is better to have lost in love than to have to listen to 'Lost in Love' by Air Supply."
I have always found that to be true.
I think "Afternoon Delight" is a fine choice. I usually go with "99 Luft Balloons" (after thoughtfully considering "Walkin' on Sunshine" and "My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades"), but I had successfully blocked that one from my memory or I might have chosen it, also.
(Full disclosure: I am a professional musician. I hate lots of tunes, for a variety of reasons.)
To: dancusa
Foreigner can fill a Top 100 bad song lyric list by themselves.
"Rev on the Red Line" and Headknocker could start it.
And while on the subject of stupid songs what about "I'm saaaailing away". I blissfully have forgotten who sang it, but they were bad.
331
posted on
04/24/2004 8:34:52 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey April 27)
To: FreedomCalls
"I have here the ONLY working phaser EVER produced! It was only fired once, to convince William Shatner not to make a second album."
(Comic Book Store Guy, The Simpsons)
332
posted on
04/24/2004 8:35:52 PM PDT
by
LibKill
(Yep, we are cowboys. WYATT EARP cowboys.)
To: quidnunc; NYC GOP Chick; cyborg
Songs that Drive Clemenza INSANE:
"I Like it Like That (Yeah Baby) - Blackout All Stars
"Greatest Love of All" - Whitney Houston
ANYTHING by Milli Vanilli
ANYTHING by J-Ho
ANYTHING by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons (Although I love "Swear to God" and "Can't Take my Eyes Off You" from Frankie's solo career)
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around the Old Oak Tree" - Geraldo, er, Tony Orlando
"Don't Worry Be Happy" - Bobby, about that little song you wrote? It really wants to make me SLASH you're throat, don't worry...
"Everything I do, I do it For You" - Bryan Adams
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:35:53 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
("Knowledge is Good" --- Emil Faber, Founder of Faber College)
To: Serb5150
This thread has our name all over it.
334
posted on
04/24/2004 8:36:35 PM PDT
by
jwfiv
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
"My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" I like that song. Any song that encourages tykes to study nuclear science can't be on a bad-song list.
335
posted on
04/24/2004 8:37:05 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey April 27)
To: King Prout
Yeah didn't Luke rape Laura to the Al Herpert or something or another Tijuana Brass Band tune called "Rise". *ow ow memories*. Of course I have earlier memories of running home from grade school to catch Dark Shadows. *shiver*
To: Tribune7
don't mention that one to Eric Cartman!
337
posted on
04/24/2004 8:37:59 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: Tribune7
Yes it can. LOL
To: Miss Marple
Well, I think "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" must get an exemption because of this line: " If I could move, I'd get my gun, and put her in the ground. Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town."Agree... I 've always liked Kenny Rogers' RUBY. 8.-)...His first hit.
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:38:53 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: jocon307; quidnunc
I vaguely remember a song called "Run Joey Run" which was quite hideous.
I am PISSED that "Sounds of Silence" made the list. One of the greatest songs ever written from that decade. Greatly improved by Tom Wilson's production (the original recording was all-acoustic).
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:39:08 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
("Knowledge is Good" --- Emil Faber, Founder of Faber College)
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