Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway (They really mean King Herrod)

Nettavisen ^ | 4/23/04

[areafiftyone]

The Democrat’s president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall.

Not only did Kerry live a couple of years in Oslo during his youth, he is also related with the Norwegian King, according to Harold Brooks-Baker, director of Burke’s Peerage, the «bible» of the European royal families.

«He is not only related to the Queen of England on his mother’s side, but also to the Queen of the Netherlands, the Queen of Denmark and the King of Norway, and other European royal families,» stated Brooks-Baker. «Even Princess Diana was a distant relative.»

And it is precisely Kerry’s connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker. According to the expert, the candidate who has the most royal blood pulsing in his veins has won every American presidential election since the time of George Washington.

Also President George W. Bush is of blue blood, but not as much as Kerry. Bush is a descendent of Edward I of England.

«But on his mother’s side, Kerry is the direct descendent of John Winthrop, the first governor of the Bay Colony in Massachusetts. And through this Winthrop connection, Kerry has more royal and aristocratic relatives than Bush,» Brooks-Baker stated.

«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this can’t be accidental,» Brooks-Baker said, according to the National Enquirer.

[Chewbacca]

Just what we really need for a President in the USA. Another rich, socialist/commie Demonrat bastard who thinks he is a king.

[Migraine]

That pedigree plus 99 cents will get him a Big Mac where I live.

[areafiftyone]

Heck that won't even get him a subway token in NYC where I live.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

At least now I know why Norway is pulling their troops out of Iraq.

[6323cd]

Perhaps they are confusing him with Harald Hadrada?

I can see the resemblance!

[PhilipFreneau]

>> Also President George W. Bush is of blue blood, but not as much as Kerry. Bush is a descendent of Edward I of England.

This is a stupid article. If Bush is a descendant of Edward I, then he is also a descendant of Charlemagne, which means he is related to virtually all European royalty. For example, Queen Elizabeth is a direct descendant of Edward I. Another important point: descendants of Charlemagne are also descendents of King David.

[lilylangtree]

Isn't this what they said about Madeleine Allbright too?

[RJS1950]

That was my first thought too, ugly, mean and nasty in person and in reputation, just like j f'n k. Harald got his due when Harold Haroldson's army did him in at Hastings.

[rod1]

Well I have Charlemaine in my ancestral background.

So notice to France, Germany and Spain--all your bases (and everything else for that matter) are mine.

[MacDorcha]

can i use that quote?

[devolve]

Or "Khan"?

Grandpa married a Jewish woman and changed his name to "Kerry".

His conversion from Judiasm to Christianity in church records does not mean he was really born a Jew.

Heresay and a few tattered signed papers from 100 years ago mean nothing.

Perhaps a second "conversion" to muddy his past and roots.

It explains his hostility towards Israel and love afair with Islamic terrorists and the 3rd World run UN.

All the royal roots came from John-Boy's mommie.

I was not thrilled to hear Kerry alleged to have distant ancestry to my own roots.

Incidentally, go back 15 generations and almost all Americans have some royal blood links -

Kerry is that rare case that dishonors our forefathers.

[devolve]

You mean "Blythe", his maybe daddy.

"Clinton" was his drunken stepdaddy who beat up mommy but the name sounded politically historic in the NE so BJ grabbed it.

[LexBaird]

Actually, he's more closely related to the Norwegian sheep...

I refuse to promote the rumor that he had close relations with a Norwegian sheep. And will do so loudly at every opportunity.

[LexBaird]

Harald got his due when Harold Haroldson's army did him in at Hastings.

Stamford Bridge. Hastings was a couple of weeks later, when Harold lost to William the Bastard.

[SGCOS]

Do Norwegians put serve sardines with their waffles?

[Twinkie]

Gee, guess we fought the Revolutionary War for
nothing, huh?

[Condor51]

With all due respect, yes you did.
Mr. Kerry, oops I mean, Mr. KOHN is actually of BOHEMIAN ancestry. As last I looked, there never was a country called 'Jewish'.

And I believe it's been clarified that Mr. Kohn has zero Irish blood in him. That false assumption came from his grandfather's name change to Kerry.

[MeekOneGOP]

«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this can’t be accidental,» Brooks-Baker said, according to the National Enquirer.

Oh, man ! Kerry and this guy must have been partyin' together ...