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Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway (They really mean King Herrod)
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| 4/23/04
Posted on 04/22/2004 9:44:39 AM PDT by areafiftyone
The Democrats president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall.
Not only did Kerry live a couple of years in Oslo during his youth, he is also related with the Norwegian King, according to Harold Brooks-Baker, director of Burkes Peerage, the «bible» of the European royal families.
«He is not only related to the Queen of England on his mothers side, but also to the Queen of the Netherlands, the Queen of Denmark and the King of Norway, and other European royal families,» stated Brooks-Baker. «Even Princess Diana was a distant relative.»
And it is precisely Kerrys connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker. According to the expert, the candidate who has the most royal blood pulsing in his veins has won every American presidential election since the time of George Washington.
Also President George W. Bush is of blue blood, but not as much as Kerry. Bush is a descendent of Edward I of England.
«But on his mothers side, Kerry is the direct descendent of John Winthrop, the first governor of the Bay Colony in Massachusetts. And through this Winthrop connection, Kerry has more royal and aristocratic relatives than Bush,» Brooks-Baker stated.
«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this cant be accidental,» Brooks-Baker said, according to the National Enquirer.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: eurotrash; geneology; kerry; lurch; norway
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And it is precisely Kerrys connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker. Yeaaaaaa right! How stupid the Euroweenies are.
«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works.
Not in this country it doesn't.
To: areafiftyone
So what was Clintons royal connections?
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posted on
04/22/2004 9:47:45 AM PDT
by
linn37
(Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
To: areafiftyone
After living in Norway since 1988, I dont know if being related to the King and the future queen Mette Marit Tjessem Hoiby is anything to be proud of.
To: linn37
So what was Clintons royal connections?He was a royal flush.
To: areafiftyone
He's certainly a royal pain in the ass.
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posted on
04/22/2004 9:51:20 AM PDT
by
Ken H
To: areafiftyone
'One Blood' - I'm with Bob Marley on this one.
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posted on
04/22/2004 9:52:02 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: Attillathehon
LOL. Well said.
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:01:10 AM PDT
by
elbucko
To: areafiftyone
Everyone is someones UNCLE;
UNCLE GEORGE
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:07:18 AM PDT
by
reed_inthe_wind
(Vienna said the middlemen come from Ger, Nether,Belg, S Af, Jap,Dub, Mal,USA,Rus,Chin,and Pak.)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: areafiftyone
OK...Let's see if I have this right. Kerry is Jewish, Irish, French and now Norwegian.
Did I miss anything?
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:09:53 AM PDT
by
BMC1
To: areafiftyone
arent all royalty in Europe related anyway?!
To: BMC1
i refuse to let him be Norwegian. and if he even tries to wear a kilt and claim to be Scottish, i will shove bagpipes down hs throat and play "Scotland the Brave" by doing a jig on his ribs.... as it is i feel like sending him to Greenland...
To: BMC1
by novemeber, he will be African, Mexican, and a 1/4 intellegent.
To: BMC1
OK...Let's see if I have this right. Kerry is Jewish, Irish, French and now Norwegian. Did I miss anything?
Actually, he's more closely related to the Norwegian sheep...
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:21:38 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(John Kerry won the Al Quaeda primary.)
To: areafiftyone
The Democrats president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall. I believe the King was acatually referred to as King Harold the Fair-Haired. I am supposedly related to him as well--does this mean I can be president? I am certain that this silver-spooned elitist Kerry would dismiss my claims to the same royal heritage as merely one from the wood pile.
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:23:40 AM PDT
by
Auntie Dem
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
To: areafiftyone
Ahhhh, so he's a product of inbreeding. That explains a lot.
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:27:18 AM PDT
by
trebb
(Ain't God good . . .)
To: Auntie Dem
GASP!!! That means you are related to John Kerry!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Coooties!!! ;-)
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:29:47 AM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: MacDorcha
Hoots, mon! Curb your enthusiasm!
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:31:11 AM PDT
by
6323cd
To: areafiftyone; potlatch; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe; onyx; Mia T; jennyp; dixiechick2000
GW is is related to FDR, TR, Queen Elizabeth, Princess Di (Barbara Bush is a Spencer/Mayflower descendent) and several Mayflower Party members and King Herrold of Iceland in the 800s as well as the Norwegian royal family.
Kerry is just using old research as he is a distant Bush relation thru his mother's side.
Now Grandpa Kohn/(Kerry?) was a tad nutty and commited suicide.
All in the family.
But then GW refuses to confess to any attrocities and Kerry has. That makes us all feel good.
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posted on
04/22/2004 10:31:36 AM PDT
by
devolve
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