Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway (They really mean King Herrod)

Nettavisen ^ | 4/23/04

[areafiftyone]

The Democrat’s president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall.

Not only did Kerry live a couple of years in Oslo during his youth, he is also related with the Norwegian King, according to Harold Brooks-Baker, director of Burke’s Peerage, the «bible» of the European royal families.

«He is not only related to the Queen of England on his mother’s side, but also to the Queen of the Netherlands, the Queen of Denmark and the King of Norway, and other European royal families,» stated Brooks-Baker. «Even Princess Diana was a distant relative.»

And it is precisely Kerry’s connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker. According to the expert, the candidate who has the most royal blood pulsing in his veins has won every American presidential election since the time of George Washington.

Also President George W. Bush is of blue blood, but not as much as Kerry. Bush is a descendent of Edward I of England.

«But on his mother’s side, Kerry is the direct descendent of John Winthrop, the first governor of the Bay Colony in Massachusetts. And through this Winthrop connection, Kerry has more royal and aristocratic relatives than Bush,» Brooks-Baker stated.

«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this can’t be accidental,» Brooks-Baker said, according to the National Enquirer.

[areafiftyone]

And it is precisely Kerry’s connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker.

Yeaaaaaa right! How stupid the Euroweenies are.

«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works.

Not in this country it doesn't.

[linn37]

So what was Clintons royal connections?

[oilfieldtrash]

After living in Norway since 1988, I dont know if being related to the King and the future queen Mette Marit Tjessem Hoiby is anything to be proud of.

[Attillathehon]

So what was Clintons royal connections?

He was a royal flush.

[Ken H]

He's certainly a royal pain in the ass.

[headsonpikes]

'One Blood' - I'm with Bob Marley on this one.

[elbucko]

LOL. Well said.

[Uncle George]

Everyone is someones UNCLE;

UNCLE GEORGE

[reed_inthe_wind]

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[BMC1]

OK...Let's see if I have this right. Kerry is Jewish, Irish, French and now Norwegian.

Did I miss anything?

[MacDorcha]

arent all royalty in Europe related anyway?!

[MacDorcha]

i refuse to let him be Norwegian. and if he even tries to wear a kilt and claim to be Scottish, i will shove bagpipes down hs throat and play "Scotland the Brave" by doing a jig on his ribs.... as it is i feel like sending him to Greenland...

[MacDorcha]

by novemeber, he will be African, Mexican, and a 1/4 intellegent.

[talleyman]

OK...Let's see if I have this right. Kerry is Jewish, Irish, French and now Norwegian.

Did I miss anything?

Actually, he's more closely related to the Norwegian sheep...

[Auntie Dem]

The Democrat’s president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall.

I believe the King was acatually referred to as King Harold the Fair-Haired. I am supposedly related to him as well--does this mean I can be president? I am certain that this silver-spooned elitist Kerry would dismiss my claims to the same royal heritage as merely one from the wood pile.

[trebb]

Ahhhh, so he's a product of inbreeding. That explains a lot.

[areafiftyone]

GASP!!! That means you are related to John Kerry!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Coooties!!! ;-)

[6323cd]

Hoots, mon! Curb your enthusiasm!

[devolve]

GW is is related to FDR, TR, Queen Elizabeth, Princess Di (Barbara Bush is a Spencer/Mayflower descendent) and several Mayflower Party members and King Herrold of Iceland in the 800s as well as the Norwegian royal family.

Kerry is just using old research as he is a distant Bush relation thru his mother's side.

Now Grandpa Kohn/(Kerry?) was a tad nutty and commited suicide.

All in the family.

But then GW refuses to confess to any attrocities and Kerry has. That makes us all feel good.