[SF Republican]

SHOT IN THE BUTT!

[Sacajaweau]

Butt joke coming on...

Man, did he want to get out of there.....

And back to Hanoi Jane

[michaelt]

Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.