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You Know You Are A Freeper When.....
April 13, 2004
| LadyShallott
Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When......
You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.
You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.
You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.
When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".
You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.
You have picked out not only your childs name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under Breaking News.
You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the Freeper diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.
You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.
And last but not least
..
You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!
TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: frclassics; freetime; lolgreatthread
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To: richmwill
Fortunately, your mouse hand is OK?
141
posted on
04/13/2004 9:27:29 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world where the "F" in f'in in Kerry stood for FReeper...)
To: sweetliberty; kimmie7; tutstar; floriduh voter; Republic; CindyDawg; PrepareToLeave; GrandmaC; ...
thanks for the ping here, sw -- what a great topic! Here's mine:
...you are praying for the soldiers in Iraq, Terri Schiavo, and all the other news you're up to date on via FR -- which of course means you are also thanking God for FR and JimRob. And your prayer list includes names like tutstar, floriduh voter, kimmie7, GrandmaC, etc.
...you want to be nice to the people in the other cars because they just might be freepers -- what would someone named Oxen in Fla look like, anyway, lol?
...you think of other cities in terms of the freepers you know live there. Indianapolis, DC, Pittsburgh, the frozen north. . . are meaningful now because of FRiends who live there; and you wonder how they are when something bad happens there.
...you watch something funny, like the "Living Color" DVD with the Star Trek take off of "The Wrath of Farrakhan" (James -- before he was Jim -- Carey holding his head, screaming "Farrakhaaaannnnnn!"), and you can't wait to talk about it here ;o)
I thank God for FR and for you all.
142
posted on
04/13/2004 9:27:36 PM PDT
by
cyn
(http://www.terrisfight.com)
To: null and void
Yeah, thank goodness I'm a righty and the injured hand is the left one (as usual- the left causing problems LOL).
To: LadyShallott
You know your a freeper when you wake up your roomates in the middle of the night with your laughing because of something you've read on FR. I can relate to wanting to ram the cars with Kerry stickers on them. LOL
144
posted on
04/13/2004 9:38:03 PM PDT
by
fly_so_free
(Never under estimate the treachery of the democrat party-Save USA vote a dem out of office)
To: Owl_Eagle
Cool, but you surprise me. You speak with the wisdom of an older man than one who has a 3 year old. I may have to flame him a bit, though, just to toughen him up.
145
posted on
04/13/2004 11:09:52 PM PDT
by
Badray
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown. RIP harpseal.)
To: cyn
"......you think of other cities in terms of the freepers you know live there. Indianapolis, DC, Pittsburgh, the frozen north. . . are meaningful now because of FRiends who live there; and you wonder how they are when something bad happens there." Yeah, with FRiends everywhere, you pay more attention to events in faraway places. Before, it was just some strangers and while sad, it wasn't personal. Now it is.
146
posted on
04/13/2004 11:34:48 PM PDT
by
Badray
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown. RIP harpseal.)
To: LadyShallott
BRILLIANT, I guess I got to add the target practise..
"You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the Freeper diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice"
147
posted on
04/14/2004 12:28:08 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have the solutions, Kerry Democrats? Nothing but slogans)
To: ken5050
among others things....BTW...have you noticed lately that Byrd seems to be really losing it....many old people deteriorate very rapidly...his palsy is more pronounced, and last week it seemed that he lost track of where he was in the midst of talking...methinks he'd like to expire right on the senate floor, on C-span...as for Ted, I'd love to have a BP cuff on him while he speaks....
actually, That gives me an idea for a tag line.
Reelect Bush-We want to watch Ted Kennedy's head explode Election night.
148
posted on
04/14/2004 12:35:30 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have the solutions, Kerry Democrats? Nothing but slogans)
To: RosieCotton
Real Freepers don't have time to play Scrabble.. : - ))
149
posted on
04/14/2004 12:35:39 AM PDT
by
Brytani
(Politics: n. from Greek; "poli"-many; "tics"-ugly, bloodsucking parasites.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Those earnest libs have absolutely NO sense of humor whatsoever. I mean, I used to be amused by a few (a very few) of the more clever anti-Bush spoofs back in 2000 -- provided they weren't too crude.
Have you noticed that all the Bush jokes told by the Libs are recycled Clinton Jokes?
150
posted on
04/14/2004 12:37:56 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have the solutions, Kerry Democrats? Nothing but slogans)
To: All
This thread had me laughing all the way through.
Woke up in the middle of the night, couldnt' go back to sleep just HAD to log onto FR and see what I'd missed.
Hubby calls me from work to get his FR updates and to see who I've e-mailed all ticked off since his last call.
Zot is a staple in our house - we say it the cats run for the hills...
But I refuse to mention the word shower ever EVER again....LOL
151
posted on
04/14/2004 1:07:05 AM PDT
by
Brytani
(Politics: n. from Greek; "poli"-many; "tics"-ugly, bloodsucking parasites.)
To: LadyShallott
You know that you're a freeper when you keep posterboard, markers, stakes, flags, remember 9/11 buttons and a stack of "Guides to the Peace Movement" in the trunk of your car.
152
posted on
04/14/2004 1:40:01 AM PDT
by
Huber
(If Catholics voted per the teachings of the Church, there would be no abortion in the US!)
To: floriduh voter; Paul Atreides; onyx; PhilDragoo; devolve
You know you're a Freeper when you click on the Internet Explorer Icon and it goes to FreeRepublic.com ! On the OTHER front ...
......., you might be a Clinton
153
posted on
04/14/2004 2:26:01 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
To: LadyShallott
The Moby's and Libs are so obvious you don't even bother checking the member's date.
To: MNJohnnie
Have you noticed that all the Bush jokes told by the Libs are recycled Clinton Jokes?Actually, during the past 4 years or so, most of the Bush jokes I've heard have been recycled Quayle jokes.
155
posted on
04/14/2004 4:52:58 AM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: LisaMalia
I hope your father has a good outcome,,it is very hard and you need distraction at times like that.
156
posted on
04/14/2004 5:01:41 AM PDT
by
cajungirl
(<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
To: Brytani
Real Freepers don't have time to play Scrabble.. : - ))But they have time to take showers when breaking news shows up, right? ;-)
Just teasing. I'm proud to say I was lurking on the thread that day - when FR history was made!
157
posted on
04/14/2004 5:15:03 AM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Gabz; tioga
Hehehehe
Gotta love Freepers
To: lawgirl
Yeah, or if you are reading a story on a regular page, you go to hit "Post Reply" before you realize what you're doing. LOL! Every single time. Then I get frustrated and leave.
159
posted on
04/14/2004 5:41:22 AM PDT
by
biblewonk
(The only book worth reading, and reading, and reading.)
To: Gabz; RikaStrom
Absolutely! :^)
160
posted on
04/14/2004 6:02:49 AM PDT
by
tioga
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