1 posted on
04/11/2004 12:05:58 PM PDT by
Engine82
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To: Engine82
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.I'm not sure......does this mean I have to give up my leisure suit?
2 posted on
04/11/2004 12:09:19 PM PDT by
JimVT
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To: Engine82
Amen, brother.
You've inspired me to smack my wife on the toosh, drink a beer, and eat a steak!
3 posted on
04/11/2004 12:10:01 PM PDT by
Gerasimov
(Who put all that sand on top of OUR oil, anyway?)
To: Engine82
Cool! One issue though. The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog.
To: Engine82
Well said.
I find that real women love retrosexuals. (Also known as Real Men)
So much of the left is devoted to redefining men and denigrating Real Men.
5 posted on
04/11/2004 12:12:46 PM PDT by
marktwain
To: Engine82
funny! :)
6 posted on
04/11/2004 12:13:23 PM PDT by
cubreporter
(I trust Rush...he will prevail in spite of the naysayers)
To: Engine82
Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part. Another occassion where crying is acceptable is working the biggest bass you've ever hooked up to the top and almost within grasp when it just spits the hook right out, and slowly swims out of sight.
To: Engine82
One more: A Retrosexual has been in at least one bloody, punch-'em-up brawl, with appropriate scars to prove it.
8 posted on
04/11/2004 12:14:42 PM PDT by
Long Cut
To: Engine82
Enough with this (fill-in-the-blank)sexual crap. I'm a man. Me Tarzan, you Jane. THAT's the way it was intended. THAT's the way it shall be. And while we're at it, shove your hyphenated-Americanism up your keister, too.
To: Engine82
Here's a retrosexual car:
Ignore the girl.
If you're not retrosexual.
10 posted on
04/11/2004 12:16:38 PM PDT by
Jim Noble
(Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!)
To: Engine82
This is what should be taught in public schools. Not Heather has two mommies!
To: Engine82
Brilliant, just brilliant.
To: f zero
Up your alley.
To: Chad Fairbanks; martin_fierro; Scenic Sounds; Texasforever; deport
Manly Man ping!
To: Engine82
Good one...it is now going out all over the world:)
16 posted on
04/11/2004 12:20:07 PM PDT by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
To: Engine82
I love this! But there's one word I don't understand: "Retrosexuals need an endcap"
Please, what is "endcap?"
18 posted on
04/11/2004 12:22:03 PM PDT by
EggsAckley
(.......John Kerry suffers from delusions of adequacy........)
To: Engine82
bump
To: Engine82
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant
woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to
that woman... When I was about 12 (in the late 50's), I spent several days in a hospital for tests.
One day when my mother was visiting, a female friend of hers stopped in to say hello.
I stayed in bed.
When the friend left, my mother sternly told me that when a woman enters the room, I was to stand up!
I smartly replied, "Well, what if I have a broken leg?" I was convinced I had gotten the best of her.
She looked at me and replied in a very direct manner, "You still stand up!"
All these years later, I stand whenever a woman enters the room (unless she's a liberal, then I deliberately stay seated -- lol!)
21 posted on
04/11/2004 12:25:05 PM PDT by
jigsaw
(God Bless Our Military.)
To: Engine82
The only person I know who fits your definition of a retrosexual exactly is my girlfriend.
22 posted on
04/11/2004 12:25:10 PM PDT by
bayourod
(To 9/11 Commission: Unless you know where those WMDs are, don't bet my life that they don't exist.)
To: Engine82
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot. A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot designed for an effiminate fop who resigned his Kingship rather than Deal With It, and hadn't the brains to learn to tie a Four-in-Hand knot.
A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.
So9
To: Engine82
So funny that you post this today.
While my retrosexual husband was channel surfing, I asked him to stop at the crazy show on TLC called Clean Sweep. The gentleman on there said to his wife, " ohhh, look at the window treatments".
I looked at my hubby and said that if you ever say 'window treatments', and you are serious, I'm leaving.
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